hee hee hee, just got this emailed to me, so funny!

Apparently I am devious and like being on top. I never stay the night and I am not to be trusted. I also like any man who is not wearing trousers.

I want to change my name ?

Although could be worse - Ada - blue haired, smells of wee ?

O my word it says... Deborah - only really happy when tied up and being spanked..

[:'(] ?

Rachel - Amazing gravity defying breasts, can grip a tenner in her arse cheeks.

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A slapper ? - oh well been called worse!

Sounds like a hen night challange! ?

Apparently i love my brother and have 4 deformed children!!!!

My Word............... Melissa - Eats dogs, Has been in prison 6 times for burglary!!!!!!!!!! ?

Dont worry novice bride, mine isnt there either!

Yup still do, mugs, socks, keyrings, i always check, it would be such a novelty to get something with my name on! There never is though!

Whats your name then? ...dont feel you have to disclose if you dont want too!

Wannabe diva, more of a diver?

Eveyones aunt but strangely wicked in the bedroom. Dont tell the o/h.

Karen - Nice tits, shags like a rabbit.

found the mens one

David - kinda quiet and shy, but alright when you get to know him.

I'm quite large chested n been told they're nice, n the other bit, well, i do like it alot!! ?

my h2b, can be a bit quiet but normally when he doesn't want to be there!

Good find, comical.

Doncha know ?

Robyn - Sexy with an arse to die for.

Hahaha, Im wears white Stiletos and dances round handbag...funny enough I'm also an Essex girl which just about says it all LOL

Naomi - Wannabe diva, more of a diver.

Jinx Naomiowen

Apparently I eat a lot of "Raw" meat and men are scared of me. lol ?

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"Likes cut off jeans and arseless Speedos"

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My OH is: "cool but can be very arrogant"...that is pretty true!!

All the men's ones are here: http://tummyfluff.co.uk

Oh no - my OH's name says he's:

homophobic, image conscious tw*t, likes to f*ck poodles.

Maybe I should call the wedding off.... ?

Jumbly girl, we obviously have OH's with the same name!

I've just told him his name meaning and he assures me he doesn't do anything of the sort with poodles... .?

Glad he felt the need to reassure you. Mine hasn't even denied it yet ?

Sara - Air-head, with a gorgeous body to compensate HA!

OH Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection but w*nks too much......... hmmmm ?

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kisses with her tongue and can hold a conversation whilst doing it ? - so true!!!

oh - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays - hmmm I hope he doesn't have any revelations to tell me!