Hitched girls night in!

I'm watching The Voice, but not drinking - important day tomorrow!

What do you think of it?

I watched half of the first one and thought it was naff.

Drinkings on hold for me VPL. Got to pop to Sainsburys in a sec and can't be bothered to walk. Will be on it when I'm back though.

Good so far, prefer it to the Syco productions.

I'm drinking tea ? but I have just put a selection of naughty bits in the oven to have all to myself! Alpha bites, pizza and garlic bread ?

I obviously dont think that much of it as every week its been on Ive forgot until about ten minutes before the end... Its alright though. No X factor. Will.I.Am's eyes look really sneaky when he looks sideways to see if the others will turn.. Quite like Jessie J.

Get a move on Hattie, I need a drinking buddy, wheres Mini gone?

VP - do not mention the football to your husband!!!

Ah Alphabites!! I used to love these when I was little! mmmm. I can hear H rustling and banging around something downstairs kitchen way... hopefully he will make me some too! ha ha, cheek on me.

That is a dinner of champions!

I am onto my second glass of wine. I have not eaten a thing today...this could go badly.

I'm trying, but I don't want to get changed out my PJ's and my local Sainsburys has a no PJ policy!

Mini is already trollied...

I'm not mentioning anything to him! He's in the doghouse!! I heard him through the window when he was outside having a fag before on the phone to his mate calling someone a f*king disgrace though... I assume thats football related as he has been the match today!

I wouldn't say no to a Vodka! Cheers!

I really should get off my bum and wash up, but alas, am sat on the sofa eating fresh fudge ?

Dirk Kuyt?

Which match? There is only one today #southcoastderby

(Pompey vs Southampton for those not in the know)

Does he fit the description?? ha ha! Probably, he's not impressed anyway.

*spits on the ground*

You are not supposed to drink wine!! Ah well. I have had a banana and half a hot cross bun. Really hope H brings me up some food soon.

Just put jeans on the bottom and a coat over the top. Run in quickly with your head down grab whatever it is you need and get out fast, We wont tell anyone.

I am not trollied ?

(has sent the H to the shop for more wine- its credit card time)

I wish I could fit into my jeans! ?

I refuse to buy any in a bigger size so I only have size 10's... that would be slightly optimistic! ?

Evening ladies! Just cracked open a cider *is classy*

Living room looks like a bombs hit it from my attempt at tidying ending up with everything in the middle of the room!!

OH is in kitchen cooking my dinner of steak, alphabites and beans nom nom!! Will be watching voice when he's back ?

I've give in and bought the 12's now. It shameful how much weight I have put on since the wedding. I feel ashamed evertyime I look at the lovely bride on the wall. I've only been married 6 months and I'm like a bloody hippo. With huge bazookas.

My kinda gal! ?

Steak and alphabites? ? Aren't you supposed to have Alphabites with fish fingers?

Go to Next- they have big sizes. I can kid myself I am n 8 in there.

Sames. I feel like a fraud having my wedding photo as my profile pic. I could be sued for false advertisement!

Ive just changed mine to a hen do pic- deffo false advertising there!

Can I join the party? No wine for me tonight - only diet coke. Stepped on the scales half an hour ago thinking I was half a stone lighter than I actually am! How did that happen?!

Ah you look so young!

I don't have any hen night pics without an overgrown penis on my head.

I cant even do any exercise cos I'm a bladdy sicko so its all down to diet. And I love food.... After Easter me and H have pledged to behave ourselves till our holiday or I aint putting any bikini on. I've bought some pilates for the spine meant for porrly folks so I put that on.... and nearly pi$$Ed myself laughing!! OMG. It was for OAP's!! ha ha ha ha ha ha.

That was one of the few without a huge penis in shot. Classy lot my friends are.

Worryingly, one of the few pics on FB of me and my mum, we are both drinking out of penis straws.

Hahahahahahaha ?

Were they in Lycra????

Of course. You can be the sober one that makes sure we don't so anything we might regret.