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Stelly
Beginner April 2004

How can Angelina Jolie be only 32??!? Cow.

Stelly, 15 May, 2008 at 22:05 Posted on Off Topic Posts 0 81

She's been married twice, about to get kids 5 & 6, looks fab and is an international celebrity.

I am 29, married once, one kid, barely manage to pluck my eyebrows once a month and struggling with a part time job.

I hate these young celebrities like Keira Knightley who are about 18 and rich and famous.

I always thought I had plenty of time to do something great (become film star, write best seller, start revolutionary and successful business, etc. etc.), but I fear the chance may have passed me by.

Anyone else feel like this?

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Latest activity by Hyacinth, 16 May, 2008 at 20:15
  • Baby Buns
    Beginner September 2007
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    Constantly ?
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  • lobster
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    Money - plain and simple, with her funds you'd look even better than she does!

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  • PhoebeBuffay
    Beginner December 2008
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    I can't say I often wish I had all that, I mean there are times when I think it would be nice but it comes at a huge price doesn't it? Your whole life, your family, your mistakes etc all published all over the media, not knowing if people were with you or you friend because you were rich and famous, wary of men/women doing kiss and tells etc, worried about anythign happening to my kids/family etc(ie kidnap) Hate mail, fear of people selling stories on me.

    Nope, they can keep it.

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  • Fruit Gum.
    Beginner May 2007
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    Gah. I do too. And I've even got a few years to go before I'm 32!

    And what is it with celebs having twins these days!

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  • July
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    I know what you mean, I'm 35. Life is definitely passing me by. No kids, a house that is in the middle of renovation (well total redecoration but feels like a renovation). Not in a great job. I could go on.

    It gets worse when you see the age of these stars and you are old enough to be their mother. ?

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  • Jo.1981
    Beginner October 2008
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    She looks a lot older than 32 especially with that big pulsing vein in the centre of her forehead.

    Go Team Aniston!

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  • MrsB
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    I know what you mean, at least we're older than Jolie so allowed to moan officially ? I want to know how she got twins. I mean, was that engineered or 'natural'? Seems like so many slebs have twins nowadays. can't always be mother nature, can it? PS not because I want twins, you must understand. the thought of it for myself makes me want to cry!

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  • Katy80
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    Think she has a nanny for each child. I know that's not the point but thought it might be worth mentioning!

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  • MrsB
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    Ooh I'd rather look like AJ than ol' square jaw anyday! ?

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  • Rache
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    I feel the same way when I read book written by people younger than me.

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  • lobster
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    BTW - she's almost 33

    I was rather surprised when I found out her age, without makeup she looks awful and definitaly when she was very skinny she looked in her 40's.

    I always thought she was older than Cameron Diaz (who's 36 this year) . I'm 32 this year and I definitaly thougth she had a few years on me not just one!

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  • July
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    I actually thought she was older, nearer the 40 mark. And agree that when she was really skinny she did look a lot older.

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  • breezer
    Beginner September 2003
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    Only 32 surely not, I thought she was knocking 40. I am surprised she is that young to be honest. I really wouldn't swap my life for hers!!

    Not that mine is fantastic, just ordinary, I like ordinary!

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  • Stelly
    Beginner April 2004
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    Yeah, I was surprised to see she was in her early 30's. She's 33 next month. Would have put her nearer Brad, who is 44.

    ? at "Team Aniston"

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  • marmalade atkins
    Beginner January 2008
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    ? Waaah, I was only telling the baybehs today that they were part of a new wave of twins. Them, "Brangelina" <vomit>, J-Lo <double vomit>. I told them they were better though - didn't want to give them a complex - but to be fair, they seemed underwhelmed and went back to fighting over the musical caterpillar.

    PS, when the sonographer told me I was having twins, I laughed hsyterically, told her her machine must be broken because I only wanted one baybeh and demanded three second opinions.

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  • Roller Disco
    Beginner September 2008
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    I really don't get what the attraction is with her. She's clearly satanic, and she's all thin and ligament-y ?

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  • Hyacinth
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    Oh no. I definatly want to be angelina when I grow up. I think shes fab.

    I think she got married for the first time at 19/20 and 24/25 the second time.

    who cares about veins? I'd take pulsating veins with orange blood pumping through them to look like her, have her talent, and her energy and desire to put things right.

    I do notice her kids are always pictured eating junk food though- those mega large bags of american version wotsits. they're a bit young for that ?

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  • marmalade atkins
    Beginner January 2008
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    If I had to be either of them, I'd be Ange. The "rainbow family" thing makes me a bit queasy, but I admire her for what seems like a genuine philanthropic desire to make the world a better place by using her fame for the greater good.

    Aniston though? No.

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  • Jerseygirl
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    I dislike her immensely. She looks really boring, not appearance-wise, but she looks like she would be crap company. Like she has no sense of humour at all. Also, today she was quoted as saying that she's not like most women in that she actually enjoys being pregnant which I thought came off as really smug.

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  • Iris
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    I think she looked better in her Lara Croft days. Is she actually 32 (ie a year younger than me) or is she celeb style 32? You know like VIctoria Beckham (29), Jordan (25), Anne Robinson (45). In celeb land I'm 25.

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    Am pmsl at all the " i wouldnt want her life" and "she looks older than that" ?

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  • Peaches
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    As long as the world is round, someone will always say that about celebs. It's human nature!

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  • clair_de_lune
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    I find something really discomforting about her. I think it goes back to the vial of blood thing when she married Jonny Lee Miller (or was that Billy Bob Thornton?).

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    I can, with complete honesty, say that I would not want her life.

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  • NickJ
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    oh come on. i didnt have you down as a tabloid believe, easily led dimwit.

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    I think she used to look good but now she's far too skinny and knobbly.

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  • Hyacinth
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    I think this is one time where "women!" and an eyebrow raise would be appropriate ?

    ETA- I don't seem to be able to quote Nick. hmpft.

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  • Mrs S Smith
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    Hmmmm, let me think..

    Well, AJ has BPD, like moi, and it's, to put it bluntly, HELL to live with!!

    She has so many scars from her self-harm that she wears makeup all over her body when she's being filmed and when she's out, so that people don't find out..

    Also, she has recently been quoted as saying something along the lines of "I don't feel the same admiration and love for Shiloh as I do for my adopted children, because she had an "easy ride" into this world, whereas the rest of the kids are fighters, because I didn't adopt them until they were 4 years old (I think her chinese boy was four or something)"

    Doesn't sound quite right, does it?

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    I thought she looked fantastic today on gmtv https://www.contactmusic.com/angelina-jolie/pictures/669396

    i think she looks her age, no younger or older

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    She was married to the brother of a very close colleague of mine. In her early days she wed Jonny Lee Miller. I have worked with his sister for 18 years on many projects.

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  • Rachael
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    whhhaaa i am 33 just broke up with my finace. I feel robbed. The celeb i always feel a bit gutted about being my age is Victoria Beckham. I awalys feel so much younger than her.

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  • Stelly
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    How can I only just be learning this? If I were you I'd be trotting this out on here all the time. Claim to Fame!

    Soooooooo, what can you tell us about her? Is she beserka? What on earth does JLM do now? I always think of him as SickBoy...

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