Our team managed a big press event yesterday with lots of exhibitors. I think it was unfair and cruel for me to have to be placed next to a stand on which was a Justin Hawkins 'lookalike', dressed in a very tight pink satin jumpsuit, under which he was wearing what I can only describe as inappropriate and insufficient underwear ?
One sight of pink satin forevermore and I'm going to feel queasy. Why don't I get a proper job? ?
