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Sparkley
Beginner September 2007

I find out tomorrow if I still have a job - grrrrreat!

Sparkley, 16 September, 2008 at 18:26 Posted on Off Topic Posts 0 29

Had a meeting today to be informed that they need to make 'about 100' people redundant.

Find out tomorrow at 9am if I am one of those 100. Grrrrrrrrrrrreat! Been watching the news, it's so jolly, so that cheered me up ?

If I didn't laugh................

Only been made redundant FOUR times in the past. What is it with me??

So, I reckon I am going to turn my house into a brothel. Is it legal? Anyone fancy being my bouncer? ?

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Latest activity by cariad, 17 September, 2008 at 11:19
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    poochanna ·
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    Sorry to hear that, what pants news! Fingers crossed.

    On a positive note, I'll be one of your b1tches if you like ?

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  • Sparkley
    Beginner September 2007
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    Excellent Pooch. Are you into S&M?

    Thinking of turning my spare room into a dungeon ?

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  • cariad
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    Oh ffs just as things start going right

    i am a pretty good shag i'll be one of your girls

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  • Flowery the Grouch
    Beginner December 2007
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    I head numbnuts was looking for a spare room in your area...

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    I could whip a few naked asses if the money was good enough ?

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    I could whip a few naked asses if the money was good enough ?

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  • Sparkley
    Beginner September 2007
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    She won't mind sleeping amongst the whips and chains ?

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  • Mrs Winkle
    Beginner May 2007
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    What a bummer Sparks. I hear there's a good market for men who like to dress up as babybehs - you could be their nanny.

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  • Sparkley
    Beginner September 2007
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    I know, it sucks doesn't it. Ho hum, nothing I can do until I hear the news tomorrow. I am soooooooooooo busy, I don't know how they can get rid of me, how would they cope!! ?

    I will be put 'at risk' for a while anyway while I look for something else within the company, but there isn't really much else I can do. I already tried sleeping with a few of the managers ?

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  • Consuela Banana Hammock
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    I can put cards in phone boxes if that'll help business?

    Seriously, let's hope it's good news tomorrow. Nobody deserves to be made redundant 5 times. That's just ridiculous. Chin up!!

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  • kierenthecommunity
    Beginner May 2005
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    Ah sparks, hope you're not one of the 100 ☹️

    but, hey, i'd still investigate the brothel opportunity. could be a money spinner ?

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  • Sparkley
    Beginner September 2007
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    ? Sounds great, but euw, I couldn't change an adults pooey nappy ?

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    Beginner May 2003
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    It is so long as you operate alone?

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  • Sare
    Beginner September 2002
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    No need to change nappies, with your assets you'd make a perfect milk maid.

    Hope the news is good tommorrow (for you at least)

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  • Redbedhead
    Beginner August 2006
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    Good luck for 9am today Sparks

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  • Hoobygroovy
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    Fingers crossed that it goes well this morning, Sparkley... although I do think you'd probably make a cracking madam if you need to resort to Plan B. ?

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  • NumbNuts
    Beginner October 2004
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    Sorry, I thought you were changing the flat for this brothel?

    Hope it goes ok ?

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  • LouM
    Beginner August 2007
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    Hope it's god news sparks. If not, I'll happily pimp you. ?

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  • Sparkley
    Beginner September 2007
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    I still have a job!!!!!!!!!!! ?

    Thanks for all your support, I am one of the lucky ones. They are changing the structure, there are too many managers which we have all known for ages. So they have cut management by half and they all have to reapply for their jobs ☹️

    I feel very, very lucky. I was going to apply for a management role 6 months ago, so glad I didn't!

    ? everyone

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  • NumbNuts
    Beginner October 2004
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    Great news Sparks (for you obviously), shame the brothel isn't happening though ☹️

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  • Sparkley
    Beginner September 2007
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    Well, times are tough, money is tight, I still might do it ?

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  • Flowery the Grouch
    Beginner December 2007
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    Great news!

    But plan B seemed to be shaping up quite nicely - you could run it on the side?

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  • Flump
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    Only just seen this - that's fantastic news Sparkley, woooo! ?

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    That's fabulous news!

    I'm slightly gutted though, I was looking forward to becoming one of your biatches ?

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  • Sparkley
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    I am sure you would have made a fabulous biatch!! ?

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  • Mrs Winkle
    Beginner May 2007
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    Huzzah - great news Sparks.

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    Beginner August 2007
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    Great news Sparks - I know how scary it is right now re jobs!

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  • neffi
    Beginner January 2012
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    *phew* great news !

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  • cariad
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    Fab news

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