I'd like to teach the world to ..

I absolutely agree with this, you should come and have a word with a few of my neighbours Chicken.

and why is it that when we find a space in a car park for our new car that we don't want dented and scratched we always come back to find a large van or 4x4 parked next to it - it's the law of sod.

Oh the sighing when yet again some inconsiderate moron has parked in the middle of a massive space just so no-one will park next to their car

I swear I have a magnetic car, I can park in the most far away random space with no other cars around and when I come back I'll have a car parked on each side!

Whoever runs our local town car park has obviously had the same thought - if you park carelessly so you stray into the next door parking bay ie over the white marking lines, you get a ticket and a fine!

I'm always amazed at how badly people park their cars.

However, I certainly wish you could teach me to park - I'm hopeless with our car and try to avoid driving it rather than park badly. ?

Janner made a good effort with me but I'm still struggling - but I can't see the end of the bonnet, I can't see the end of the car so I guess it's not surprising.

If we win the lottery I'm buying a small car with decent seat adjustments. ?

I once came out of a leisure centre to find that someone had parked on the yellow shaded area next to the disabled space I was parked in. There was no way at all we could get the wheelchair up the side of the car so I had to leave my sister to one side and reverse the car out, then block the carpark whilst I got her and the chair into the car. Annoyed does not even come close. I complained to the leisure centre but they said the carpark was not actually owned by them.

MJ - You should have keyed it. ?