I'm wedding-ed out and WP drives me a bit potty at the mo (might be a tad hormonal). Rather than just lurking around here and butting in occasionally I was hoping I could seek official refuge. The only cake I can make is carrot cake, and when I say make I made it once... didn't poison anyone though. I don't like wine which I know might be a bit controversial but less for me is more for everyone else so that's a bonus isn't it? I don't have any pets in residence but technically I do have a cat he just lives with my Gran and fmil has two ankle biters Chihuahuas which we are often carers for and I like to dress them up in funny Christmas outfits.
Anything else I missed?