I'm a celeb - Could you do it?

Im currently loving the DVD TM combo in there, its hilarious, I cnnot stand Nicola though.

Anyway I could do it as long as I didnt have to eat any wierd stuff.

I couldn't and wouldn't even think about doing it. ?

That's a lie. Obviously if someone wanted to offer me an obscene (and I mean really obscene) amount of money I would consider it.

DVD and TM and Nicola would have had short thrift with me by now and Dani Behr , tbh i dont think i could do reality tv and there is no way i would do teh challenges with spiders in , forget it no way

No I couldn't do it, I would hate it, I wouldn't even want to get in the helicopter to get there. ? I am a terrible wuss.

I would do Celeb BB though, that would be fun.

I don't think I have ever watched an episode of this programme but get the jist via the newspaper reports. There is no way on earth you'd get me in there. I'd kill people. I have no patience whatsover.

I could and I couldn't....

People wouldn't annoy me, I just feck folks off at the high port or tune them out (necessary skill when working in clubs). Living 'rough' wouldn't bother me in the slightest... I'd enjoy it in fact.

I could not stand the 'tasks'. They're just plain humiliation for the sake of it and I wouldn't play.

No - I couldn't do it because I'm not a celebrity.

Oh, hang on a minute...

Precisely what Nick said. I could, but I can't think why on earth I would.

That Zoe Lucker's a right joy isn't she.

Apparently, her million pound lifestyle is a chore - I'm sure there are plenty of charities that could ease your burden dear.

Spoiled ***.

Couldn't go near any of the challenges with spiders in, those things are mahoooooooooosive!

couldn't do the eating ones either ?

could cope with the camping bit and stuff, but i would definately be unbearably annoying to live with!

DVD/TM - totally horrific, I agree!

There is no way i could do it. I don't even like the thought of camping and so to go and sleep in a jungle which is full of creepy crawlies and snakes and horrible things would put me right off. Also i'd be hungry all the time with what they eat and there's no way i could eat any of the grubs or animal testicles.

For loads of money - sure. But I really couldn't cope with the spiders. My fear is so bad I think i would get a heart attack.

The people wouldn't bother me.

Its not Zoe Lucker (of Footballers wives fame) its Carly Zucker (of no fame at all)

There's a difference ? ?

In my head they all sort of blend into one amorphous mass of boobs and yellow hair.

I get incredibly irritable if I don't eat when I'm hungry. My H has seen this side of me but I don't think any of my friends have ever witnessed it and the thought of it being caught on camera is a bit scary.

I'm also terrified of spiders/snakes/rats. And I'm vegetarian so I would refuse utterly point-blank to do any "eating" tasks.

But other than that, I'd do it! ?

The only thing I'd like about I'm a Celebrity would be the sitting round the campfire and the beautiful surroundings. I'd hate to eat bugs and balls, I'd hate being buried alive / being covered in gunk, I'd hate no shower or fresh running water, like CBH I neeed to eat and would be ratty and feel like crap without decent food. Most of the people would really annoy me, I'd miss my friends and family, so many more reasons...

No. Not eating anuses, not talking to anuses. No ta.

Nope. I've been asked a few times but always say no. I aint getting on no plane, fool eating kangaroo balls for no bugger.

I would do it if they paid me enough. I could force myself do the tasks, but would be at risk of dying from shock/heart attack if spiders were crawling all over me.

Going against the grain it seems, but I like Nicola! I think she is ballsy and I like that she says what she thinks. I can’t stand DVD and TM, they are beyond fake and creepy and comes across as desperate pricks.

I don’t have a favourite this year, I just have people I intensely dislike. ?

I like Nicola too.

I could deal with the people and the tasks but I'd hate being on television.

I also like Nicola purely for the fact that she says what she feels and doesnt fanny about trying to be nice to people to win votes.

Back to the original question, no, I couldnt do it. I cant stand being cold and it looks like they are constantly wet from all the rain which means being cold. And all those spiders [wibble] No way pedro...........

Hmmm..... ok I have to admit you have a very valid point there lol!

Give me crocs, birds, rats, dark boxes any day.. but you get me any where near a creepy crawly of any form and i think i will die!!

No amount of money on this earth would persuade me.

<pedant> But Carly Zucker has brown hair. It's Nicola who has the blond hair and big boobs <pedant> I'm not sure which one whinged about their rich lifestyle being a chore though?

I could, but I wouldn't (assuming I was a sleb) as I think it makes them look desperate (why is Martina in there again? Has she no respect? She's a multiple Wimbledon winner and an actual star. Why? Why?). If I did go in there (for obscene amounts of dosh), I'd read up from my Ray Mears Bushcraft book (yes, I do have a copy) so I could go foraging for more food and build myself a shelter so I wouldn;t get rained on. I'd also have to find a way to dispatch David van Day as he gives me the creeps big time.