Inappropriate crushes

Dr Wilson (Robert Sean Leonard) from House ?

House, from House?

Professor Snape- Harry Potter.

Honor Blackman ?

Johnny Depp

..as Sweeny Todd

have you ever dipped your toe into the alarming world of fanfiction? (i ask this as someone who has ?)

After watching re-runs of Airwolf it would have to be Jan Michael Vincent. Trust me the man has NOT improved with age (or drinking)

I can see why you'd fancy Johnny Depp as Sweeny Todd. In fact I may second your choice ?

Following some links on here I once went and looked at some Harry Potter fanfiction (I think it was just after the 5th or 6th book). My God! The things Hermione got up to. With Snape, with Fred&George (at the same time), with Ron, with Harry, with Ginny, with pretty much anything that moved, including Dumbledore! ??

Ooh yes!

Snap, but he is neither wrong nor inappropriate.

i know, she gets around, doesn't she? busy little strumpet ?

i've come to the conclusion that hermione must be the character female readers empathise with most, so she bears the brunt of acting out their fantasies. but dumbledore-porn takes the biscuit. ? there must be some scary women out there. or alternatively some scary old bearded paedos ?

Hands off girls, I bagged him first ?

He's is inappropriate because he's grumpy, cynical, he wears cowboy boots, he's mysoginistic, racist and would be 73 in 2008, given the age of his character then ?

But phwoar, all that brooding manliness, with his gentle, protecting side. I'd so give him one ?

(and PMSL at Dumbledore porn, not a phrase I ever thought I'd use ?)

This is very random but speaking of harry potter, madam sat next to the girl who plays hermione at dinner last night, and apparently, she guesses that she s a size 4, looked very doll-like, and is very short, but was wearing huge heels, and an arse-skimming ra ra skirt.

i quite ancy her actually, so thats probably innapropriate as well {laugh]

hermine that is. i mean i already fancy mrsnick. thats not innapropriate obv ?

Alan Shearer, complete with bad hair

Hutch (David Soul) in his younger days, from the original Starsky & Hutch. ?

But does she look like she would shag someone as old as you Dumbledore? ?

yes, someone we know said she was "the new charlotte church" - as in, has a bit of the barely legal teen about her. can't blame her for the tiny skirt and high heels, if i was her age, tiny, well off and well known i'm sure i'd have my arse nearly out ?.

how did mrs nick come to be dining with her? or did she just come round for dinner?