"It just goes to show you can't be too careful"

Love it!

Love your reply to the idiot as well. ?

Brilliant!

I'd never heard of http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/ before, and now I'll have to spend the entire day reading it.

It just goes to show you can't be too careful.

And I defy anyone to read the Retired Colonels section without having an accident.

The first (Ceefax) letter alone is priceless.

It is well worth a look. I just spat my tea out over:

? I LOVE the moral maze

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I'm so glad he's got a mole with access to the BBC duty log. Here are some examples:

For some reason, this Fry & Laurie sketch springs to mind.

Especially the last bit.

? that is brilliant.

I loved this complaint:

NEWS CHANNEL
“The weather presenter was heavily pregnant, which annoyed me immensely. Instead of standing there looking as if she was about to give birth, she should just go home and look after herself. Someone needs to tell her to stop being so silly.”

This one seems appropriate round these parts:

Sadly, JK has left me looking after the kids all day. She might as well have superglued their heads to the inside of the oven and turned on the gas.

{gasp} and here was me, planning on leaving Mr R with both Young Masters Roobarb for 2 whole days a week when I go back to work! Thanks to magicalways54 I must now quit my job and don a pinny and curlers forthwith! It just goes to show, you can't be too careful!

I am obsessed with this website! I was going to post about it yesterday but thought it had only been mentioned recently; it always deserves another mention though. I fucking love it! ?

This is excellent

My husband has been trying to get into teacherrs training for 3 years now, there seems to be a brick wall at every turn, to be quite honest i think it is because they are looking for more enthnic minorities in our area rather than the educated working class white.
Rachel, Romford Essex

It’s a possibility but, if I had to guess, I’d put good money on it being down to the fact that he’s some kind of ruddy-faced, racist c*nt

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The duty log used to be the highlight of my day when I worked at the bbc. I used to come in and read it while having an early morning cup of coffee. Cracked me up. My favourite one at the time was

Gardeners World

'I was shocked to hear Alan Titchmarsh, of all people, use the word 'bloody''.

PMSL

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Where can I find this?

? Why did I decide to have a sneaky Hitch during a study break - I'm going to be on this site all afternoon now

Some of the stuff on there is much scarier and more apocalyptic than mere alcohol-injected oranges.

"water is brought to your taps by Enchanted Cats... "

has this been confirmed now?

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I've been a fan of http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/ for a while now. It's fabulous.

And I have seen "It just goes to show..." on a number of youtube videos already ?

Tsk, Seven of Nine isn't on Deep Space Nine, she's on Voyager <shakes head>.

It just goes to show........