But we absolutely can not afford it.
I often have a little nose around Right Move but generally find that even at the ridiculous price end of things there is always something that means I don't like a house as much as the one we have now. I looked today at what was for sale in a lovely little village near us and have found mind - and H's - dream house. It is absolutely stunning, perfect location, just what we would want to move to .... but we can't afford it :-(
This is it - please can people find things wrong with it so I won't want it any more
Oops - no idea why that link is so long, sorry