i've thought of an irrational hate

I think 'yarp' as a 'Hot Fuzz' thing, isn't it? Never heard of yerps though! (and I rarely wear nail varnish because I know I will be chipped nail person while I fail to be bothered to remove it)

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I say yarp and narp (hot fuzz stylee) but only to my OH as I fear others will think Im a div.

Edited to remove my irrational hate as seeing it wrote down made me want to throw my laptop across the room!

I've never seen Hot Fuzz or heard yarp or narp!

I hate the word snog, I hate hearing it and saying it, does that qualify as irrational? ?

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a friend of mine keeps saying"yarr" about everything and Im thinking of culling ?

I never understand this irrational hatred thing. I find that all my hatreds are perfectly rational, if only to me and nobody else ?

At least I only say it in my own home when no one else can hear it (apart from the OH obviously, Ive not started talking to myself yet) ?

Well what is it? im curious now

me? I was talking about yarp/narp still (which doesnt annoy me in the slightest, even if I do say it in a funky voice). My irrational hate (one of many) is 'oooh noes'! I dont know why, it just grinds my gears!

I used to say yarr all the time. Don't know where I picked it up - iot's not a Coventry thing.

For some reason the fact that HE says it makes it worse, it might be ok with other people. told you it was irrational ?

This could be true actually....I hate the way my future FIL says wednesday.

wahhhh! how does he pronounce it? ? My MIL pronounces all days of he week ending in "ee" - Mondee, Tuesdee, wednesdee arrrghhh!

I think I may say it like your MIL! Although its more 'mundy, chewsdy'. In my defence....im northern and like to annoy the southerners around me who laugh at how I speak.

He says 'wedensday' if that makes sense. It really bugs me. So much so that when he says it I spend the next 10 minutes (in my head) saying 'its WENSDY'. I may be just as bad as him now I think of it! ?

Oh, that's how I say it!

But then my folks sent me to 'speech and drama' lessons (read elocution) to stop me getting an Essex accent (they're from Ayrshire - we moved down when I was wee) so I must be right!!

All together now..."How now brown cow?" ?

But it sounds so wrong. Not that Im saying Im right. It must just be him....I have a long list of thing that he does that wind me up. He tried to walk in my path the other day (near enough pushed me out of the way) but then a bird pooped on him so its all good!

? Not a pal of yours then?

I have a colleague that stands far to close to me when talking (not just me, no special treatment) even if I keep backing away! She is senior to me and I have a great deal of admiration and respect for her but if I didn't know better, and if she didn't do it to others too, I'd think it was a come on!

Not quite. At first, it was horrid...then it got better...then it was fine for a long time....then I had a dream that we kissed and now I really dont like him again!

Liz you crack me up ?

Its not funny! Was with tongues and everything! I couldnt look at him for ages after and I didnt dare tell my OH for about 3 months!

Ewwwww hahaha

I have a colleague who does this. It's technically correct to pronounce the d, but she's the only person I know who does it.

<monica> I know! <monica>

Im actually cringing now remembering it! It also doesnt help that he needed help on his computer once and he had loads of dwarf p0rn on it for all to see. I feel a little sick now. I may have to avoid him for a while incase he asks me why Im blushing!