I think the fact she was drinking wine may be relevant!
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A woman has uncovered what she believes is a picture of Jesus on a paving slab under her patio.
Rosemary Pritchard, of Laburnum Close, Wellingborough, made the discovery when her husband was doing some work in the garden over the recent Bank Holiday weekend.
The slab has several blobs of cement on it which appear to form an image of Jesus, facing away, wearing long robes and praying with his hands in front of him, facing a serpent in the desert.
Another blob looks similar to a dove of peace flying overhead.
Mrs Pritchard said: "I was sitting in the garden having a glass of wine when my husband pointed out there was something there.
"When you get close to it you can see it really clearly."
And according to Mrs Pritchard, an added touch came when a white star was added to the scene by an overhead visitor. She said: "Out of nowhere a bird did a poo above it which was in the shape of a star above it."
The couple have even had a local priest look at the image.
The slab has several blobs of cement on it which appear to form an image of Jesus, facing away, wearing long robes and praying with his hands in front of him, facing a serpent in the desert.
Another blob looks similar to a dove of peace flying overhead.
Mrs Pritchard said: "I was sitting in the garden having a glass of wine when my husband pointed out there was something there.
"When you get close to it you can see it really clearly."
And according to Mrs Pritchard, an added touch came when a white star was added to the scene by an overhead visitor. She said: "Out of nowhere a bird did a poo above it which was in the shape of a star above it."
The couple have even had a local priest look at the image.
Edit to save distress for those who thought I meant the real one. 
