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Super January 2012

Knob Jockey ... Twunt ... Hitchedisms or no?

Peaches, 4 March, 2009 at 16:11 Posted on Off Topic Posts 0 15

There are too many for my fogged brain to think of this morning, but these two spring to mind. Are they real-life sayings or Hitchedisms? I've only come across them here, so presuming they were made up?

What else was made up on Hitched that you know of?

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Latest activity by Peaches, 4 March, 2009 at 17:00
  • Bohemian Raspberry
    Beginner July 2009
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    I think twunt is a hitchedism but I've definitely heard of knob jockey pre Hitched, it seemed to be the preferred insult for people in my school year.

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  • claires
    Beginner July 2008
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    Never heard of twunt before i joined Hitched, but knob jockey was commeon place when i was at school!

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  • ClareMarie
    Beginner August 2006
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    Twunt is a hitchedism but not knob jockey.

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  • Zooropa
    Super October 2007
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    I used both years before I came on hitched.

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  • D
    Super November 2008
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    The only place I`ve heard knob jockey is on Bo Selecta-I think that horrible squirrel thing used to say it

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  • Peaches
    Super January 2012
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    You're kidding! Clearly I went to a sheltered school!

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  • AllyDrew
    Beginner May 2007
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    I don't think twunt is a Hitched-ism. my H says he first heard it years ago on Popbitch. I've used knobjockey for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages, pre-hitched

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  • Mr JK
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    Definition of "twunt" (on the BBC, no less) from six years ago.

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  • essexmum
    Beginner August 2009
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    Twee twattery. I'd never heard the word twee before I came on here

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  • Bohemian Raspberry
    Beginner July 2009
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    I've just thought of another one, not really a hitchedism but I just love HH's 'fankoo'.

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  • Peaches
    Super January 2012
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    And Sparkley's 'walla' ?

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  • RuthG
    Beginner July 2004
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    That wasn't Sparkley, it was Phoebe Hannigan.

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  • Peaches
    Super January 2012
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    Told you my brain was foggled today!

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  • NickJ
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    well thats from perry, of kevin and perry fame.

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  • Peaches
    Super January 2012
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    Thanks for that! Where did you find that gem? Wouldn't work for me when I searched.

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  • Peaches
    Super January 2012
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    I'd forgotten fuckwit, as mentioned in here

    Another I'd not heard of before Hitched.

    I really was sheltered, wasn't I?!

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