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Knock Knock?

Lillythepink, 17 January, 2009 at 16:56 Posted on Off Topic Posts 0 21
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I love knock knock jokes. Someone bought WTP the Harry Hill joke book and there are loads in there.

This one isn't, but it's my favourite

Knock Knock

Who's there?

I dunnop

I dunnop who?

Urgh. Go get cleaned up!

So what is your best knock knock joke?

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Latest activity by Spring, 17 January, 2009 at 21:47
  • barongreenback
    Beginner September 2004
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    Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    Interrupting cow.

    Interrupting cow w.....MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    There is no finer knock knock joke ?

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  • HeidiHole
    Beginner October 2003
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    I've been telling the I Dunnop joke for years, I love it ?

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  • Lillythepink
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    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Cargo

    Cargo who?

    No, cargo vroom vroom.

    ?

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  • WelshTotty
    Beginner December 2014
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    Knock, knock

    Who's there?

    You

    You who?

    Oh hello, there!

    *gets coat and legs it*

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  • NickJ
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    Knock knock

    who s there?

    doctor

    doctor who?

    no, doctor shipman - is your gran in?

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  • JK
    Beginner February 2007
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    Snaffled. I shall claim it as my own ?

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  • SophieM
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    I like the very politically incorrect Irish knock-knock joke.

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  • Clairy
    Beginner October 2003
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    It made me laugh out loud too ?

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  • barongreenback
    Beginner September 2004
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    I'd like to know what it is ?

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  • fox-in-socks
    Beginner May 2006
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    me too. spill!

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  • SophieM
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    ? Okay then. You start.

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  • barongreenback
    Beginner September 2004
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    Knock knock...

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  • SophieM
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    Who's there?

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  • barongreenback
    Beginner September 2004
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    I think we've got this the wrong way round. Just tell the joke, dammit ?

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  • Kebab thief
    Beginner August 2008
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    ?

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  • Mrs Mac
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    Its probably extremely juvenile but I just love Achmed the Dead Terrorist's Knock Knock joke at the moment.

    Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    Me - I kill you!! ?

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  • SophieM
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    That is the joke, Baron ?

    Sorry, I am terribly immature but it makes me pmsl every time.

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  • Sare
    Beginner September 2002
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    I love that sketch.

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  • Flowery the Grouch
    Beginner December 2007
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    ??

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  • barongreenback
    Beginner September 2004
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    <belm> ?

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  • HeidiHole
    Beginner October 2003
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    Baaaaaaroooooooooon ??

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  • Spring
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    ?

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