Look at the pretty I got!

Oooh good choice!

Go on, give it a lick!!

<happy birthday to you>

Happpy birthday, lovely Hole.

That is indeed a pretty. I am v jealous.

Well done Mr Hole indeed. You are a vay lucky girl.

(I have been hankering over a purple handbag, but it's from my own company and I refuse to give those fcukers any money.)

Shiny, pretty things rock!

Oo well done indeed - very pretty!

Fankoo peeps, I may well sleep with it I loof it so much.

Now to avail myself of some lovely purple shoes, la la la la la laaaaaa....

<Wonks, don't give them the spit from the edge of your coffee cup, cunts.>

Niiiice!

Veh veh lovely. Purple things are the bestest.

Ooh lovely! purple things are indeed most beauteous! happy birthday sweet princess xx

It's lovely. Happy birthday Hole, enjoy being 21.?

Very nice, I was about to say you needed to purchase accessories to go with it but I see we're already on the same track. Well done MrHole, he'll be getting a warm welcome home tonight then? ?

Oooh, that is scrumptious Holio. What a clever boy you've got there!

Happy, happy burfday to you. I meant to say it earlier but work got in the way. ?

I like that very much. In fact I have shoes that will go perfectly with it. Any time you feel like loaning it to me, I'll reciprocate and let you borrow my purdy shoes ?

In fact, I actually have about 5 pairs of purple shoes so if you need any pointers, I'm your girl ?

Happy Burpday ?