Apparently Kate Moss turned up at the wedding of Ronnie Woods daughter (I think) 10 mins late and wearing WHITE! Can you imagine such a thing?!
Looked like a nightie mind... the press are saying she did it on purpose to upstage the bride. Although having just seen some photos her dress so isn't white... its like a coffee/cream colour.
Then they sat slagging folk who wear white to weddings when they're not the bride and I sat thinking "my sister wore white to mine" but I was in cerise so I didn't give a stuff! And it didn't really even dawn on me on the day she was in white ... ma heid was shoved too far up ma eirse!
Edited to show the ? tone of this post ......