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NickJ, 19 January, 2009 at 11:15 Posted on Off Topic Posts 0 90

In amongst some fab stuff by helmut newton, guy bourdin etc, is this little horror (definitely not safe for work)

http://www.christies.com/LotFinder/lot_details.aspx?from=searchresults&intObjectID=5176357&sid=6e6cf1e0-1265-4b5c-ba6e-e996895d46c7

take a look at the estimate ? and that growler! RRRRRRR! ?

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Latest activity by Sparkley, 20 January, 2009 at 12:35
  • R
    Beginner January 2008
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    Holy Hell. She wouldn't be able to hide that much bush in her recent leotards, that's for sure. Nice 'tache, too.

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  • Treacle tart
    Beginner January 2006
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    Who on earth is THAT hairy? ?

    I showed Mr T and he just grimaced

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  • NickJ
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    NickJ ·
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    Imagine hanging it on your wall? if i went near it i d be scared that it might bite my head off ?

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  • RuthG
    Beginner July 2004
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    It's almost as if you are waiting for something to crawl out!

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  • JK
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    Umm, lots of people, if my experience is anything to go by.

    Do men generally trim/shave by the way? I've only ever had one boyfriend who did, and he was strange and obsessive.

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  • NickJ
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    i certainly trim. as do many other men i know.

    whatever way you read that its open to pisstaking, so go ahead ?

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  • SophieM
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    Like taking candy from a baby... ?

    Can't comment on Madge's muff as I'm at work ? but I do think we've come to regard a normal minge as freakishly hairy because we're used to seeing them so manicured.

    As an aside, I was reading David Foster Wallace's hilarious article on the porn industry the other day and was impressed, yet grossed out, to read about the porn starlet who managed to write "I'm a little fuckhole" with a magic marker inserted up her arse. Has anyone ever tried this? ??

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  • barongreenback
    Beginner September 2004
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    That's quite a growler.

    JK - I'm strange and obsessive yet I don't trim. I don't think the two are related ?

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  • Gryfon
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    I could have done with a warning ?

    Very scary stuff!

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  • Treacle tart
    Beginner January 2006
    Treacle tart ·
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    Most of my ex boyfriends trimmed, if not all of them. It's nice to have a man who cares tbh.

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  • Zo�
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    Ive certainly 'seen' worse but that is a shocker. I doubt it looks like that now!

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  • Zo�
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    What on earth possessed me to zoom? The pits are hairy too

    oh and the legs

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  • JK
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    Oooh Lord no, it's sooooo not for me ? Mr JK shaved the lot off for an op last weekend. Neither of us have dared to look since - I'm scared ??

    We're such a couple of hippies ?

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  • NickJ
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    So jk, if men who trim are "strange and obsessive", what about women w ho shave/wax?

    right about now zebra will show up and say how hollywoods are wrong and men who like them must have a pre-pubesccent girl fantasy ?

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  • Sunset21
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    MrSun trims and he doesn't like muffs that are too hairy, I thought that made him your normal average male ?

    That is quite a hairy muff, not that i've seen many mind but it's thick underneath too. Facially it doesn't look THAT much like her does it? Or has no-one looked at the face??

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  • Clairy
    Beginner October 2003
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    I don't think men trimming is weird and obsessive, but I don't have any special fantasy about them being so. If it feels nice, I get it, but it's not something I even notice really.

    Trimming feels nicer IMHO. Waxing is far too painful, it worries me that too much Immac will leave leathery flaps eventually, and trimming with one of those personal hair trimmers makes it look like Phil Mitchell's chin. So, whilst it might be preferable, quite often, I can't be bothered ?

    TMI? ?

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  • barongreenback
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    Not a pre-pubescent girl fantasy, just not a great fan of mouthfuls of hair pie ?

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  • Sunset21
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    ?[:'(]

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  • NickJ
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    exactly. fighting your way through tribes of pygmies and baboons swinging through the trees isnt my idea of fun either.

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  • Orly Bird
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    You saying that, made me want to zoom in too. Love the way the hair looks like it's crawling across the carpet at the bottom of the picture.

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  • EHJB
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    That was taken in the 70's. Everyone had a hairy minge then, didn't they?

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  • barongreenback
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    There's carpet as well? ?

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  • NickJ
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    god that reminds me of ammonia annie. she had a minge that started at her belly button and went all the way around, up her back and ended at her shoulder blades <shudder>

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  • barongreenback
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    Not me ?

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  • Sparkley
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    Wow! that's a lot of hair! ?

    My boyf is reeeeeeally hairy, and he trims, I have never asked him to, but i think it's nice that he does.

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  • memedoaky
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    Orly Bird - Zoe's comment made me go back and zoom too!!

    Oh my that is alot of minge hair for madge!! Deffinatley must have taken a lot to tuck that in for her music video for Caught Up and 4 minutes?

    JK I'm sure in your line of work you've seen alot worse, I would have died of embarassment if I looked even half as bad as that when I went into hospital to have K!!

    On the subject of men, I like my men "hair free", but then I've only ever been with 1 man, my H and he's been using veet for years and shaving under his arms. Also he would 2nd the not liking a mouthful of hair pie too ?

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    I saw that picture yesterday. I presume its the Italian in her...

    although, with hair, in the wise words of <cough> belle de jour <cough> its definatly there for lubrication- MrH and I once had a joint baldy session and it was... weird. so not fussed about men trimming myself.

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  • flailing wildly
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    Hmmm. Furtastic ?

    I spent years thinking that Hollywoods were unnatural and slightly wrong, but I'm a convert in recent years. Not only from the viewpoint of personal tidiness and hygiene, the caring, sharing element of not subjecting your partner to spitting out unwanted mouthfuls, but also on a personal, er, sensation level. Enough said ?

    Oh, and I do prefer men who wax, too. All over, if possible. Except the head and face ?

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  • Zo�
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    Sorry for causing other people to zoom too! I have no idea what the fasination was ?

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  • Gone With The Whinge
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    Great tits, though.

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  • Treacle tart
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    Sorry, hair = lubrication? How does that one work out then? To me hair = sweat/breeding ground for germs. Obviously people wash to stop that happening.

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  • flailing wildly
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    H, are you thinking of, er, friction, rather than lubrication?

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