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Arquard
Beginner May 2011

Man compiles spreadsheet list of....

Arquard, 21 July, 2014 at 19:07 Posted on Off Topic Posts 0 7
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....all the reasons his wife gave him for declining his sexual advances....

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/husband-creates-spreadsheet-detailing-wifes-excuses-for-turning-down-sex-9619111.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

He's probably never having sex again.

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Latest activity by Erin8, 23 July, 2014 at 07:04
  • *Mini*
    Beginner January 2012
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    Not as good as my spreadsheet.

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  • Arquard
    Beginner May 2011
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    ?

    H says he wouldn't have the blank row at the top, and would have had a row for each day regardless of whether or not sex was proposed. He also says he would have allocated each excuse a score out of 10....

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  • Arquard
    Beginner May 2011
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    He also reckons he would factor in my menstrual cycle to inform further trend analysis and calculate when the optimum time to proposition me for sex would be....

    Divorce lawyer's number, please??

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  • Red Kite
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    I think the wife should compile an equivalent spreadsheet listing the real reasons why she didn't want to have sex with him...

    Arquard your OH's comments made me laugh! A proper man knows his way around excel!

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  • *Mini*
    Beginner January 2012
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    Get some sort of pivot table in there

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  • Ali_G
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    Absolutely this!

    1. You didn't do the washing up like I'd asked.

    2. You farted, it smelt like sewage, and killed any mood that could have arisen.

    3. You stink of curry and beer.

    4.....

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  • Erin8
    Beginner June 2014
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    This.

    What a dick that man is!

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