I can't remember the last time I saw a time in the morning beginning with a 4.
So far, I have been woken at 4.38 (he's asleep until 5. 30 says my sister...), been bitten twice and had to clean up a huge, steaming turd, despite the fact I'd just let him in from 15 minutes outside in the garden.
Each time I try to lay down he barks. Not even a considerate whimper, but a proper bark.
I am not a morning person. I knew this. But I am even less so when I've had to clean up poo.
Today can only get better, right?