He didn't shout at me when I rocked up home drunk, battered, bruised and with a lost door key on Friday.
He showered me down because I was too drunk to do it myself.
He *tried* to be quiet when he left the house early on Saturday morning so as not to disturb me.
He cleaned the entire house yesterday when I was out at a craft fayre.
He did the food shop.
And it's not even my birthday ?