Mrs Custard's Leaving Pardee! [D]

Please note, i am away from the office between the hours of 1pm-2pm, your message has not been forwarded and will be read upon my return

Many Thanks

Helloooooo! I am here, so is Audrey:

As long as she's not leaving Hitched!

I must say I was not sure if we would be "friends" when you first joined here Custard but I'm pleased to say you are quite a funny lady.

Hope the new job is everything you hope it will be.

Now, where's the Becks?

Footlong reporting in. With trumpet.

Congratulations on your new job AC, sure you will love it and be fabulous! Moving on is a good thing, but I'm sure you will be missed by your team.

*ATB guards the sausage rolls and waits for Flo to arrive with cake*

I am here. Lambrini anyone?

Get out.

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But it's Cherry!!

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I hope she likes the Robbie Williams tribute act we have booked for later...

The alcohol content in that is so low I probably could. However, I'm not 14 so I'll pass and stick to my Schloer ?

Any iced party rings? They is my favourites ?

Good luck in the new job Custard ?

I'm here!

Who's bringing the Bollanger?

Congrats on the new job AC! and might I say this is one heck of a party, well done Dave! Now where are the volovants!

*pops party popper*

Good luck in the new job AC!

Mmm.. this thai green curry from the buffet is lovely.

AC, if you could give me a little wink when you're ready to arrive, I'll trumpet you in...

No Bolly sorry but I am packing a couple of mean bottles of Black Tower?

Where is the lady of the hour?

Audrey has fallen asleep.

She nipped out the back with fake Robbie.

Ooh I say!!

I'm going to open a bag of Pickled Onion Monster Munch. Shout if anyone wants some.

I wanna come but I'm super busy at work. Will somebody save me a party bag?

Hope you're enjoying your last day AC **raises glass, cheers**

Oi, Oi Custard! Urryup your missing ya party.

My legs are starting to hurt from hiding behind the sofa. When is she coming?

You could always take a nap like Audrey? I'm sure she'll be here soon.

MIA on Facebook....

I'm here with peanut butter on toast!

Maybe she has had a better offer. ?

*shuffles in late but brings a selection of homemade chocolate orange muffins by way of apology*

Like what? We've got food, booze a trumpet and an evil cat. Aren't these all her favourite things?

Did anyone bring anything from the garden?

I might have some mud on my shoes ?

Maybe she's saying a fond farewell to her lovely boss?