Mrs Magic, Orly Bird.....I throw down the gauntlet......

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Waaaaah!?

i just attempted my first nork. a pen. purple. sparkly ink. approx 5mm diameter.

i failed ?. i am sh1t at norking.

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The seat too?!

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I am assuming that to nork one should be able to hold something in place under the boob?

I don't believe you. Photographic evidence please.

Very, very impressive !

Im trying to find something else to nork earlier I did a bottle of wine, a tripod and a mini fridge.

I just did H's DSLR

I would love to be *** at norking. Pre-baby,my ginormous boobs were remarkably pert, and I may not even have managed House. perhaps a single DVD, maybe even the Back to the Future trilogy, but certainly not a full series ?

Waaah! No norkage here - if I put even a pencil near my norks for norking you wouldn't spot the blimming norks!

I salute you?

Ewwwwww. Seriously. Nobody wants to see that.

Does one have to nork bra-less? It's a bit cold to get my kit off atm, if so ? I think I could nork our ipod speaker thingies, am just eyeing them up.

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Zoe, I'm equally impressed. A DSLR is heavy.

Can't remember who asked, but no, not the stool, just the keyboard. Not that that makes it any better [:'(]

A mini fridge? ?

oh, and we definitely need photos. come on come on come on come on come on.

I find it easier braless the gravity sag gives more grip ?

Thats the idea Roobarb. Thanks to the wonders of Bravissimo, with a bra on, I too would fail to nork a purple sparkly pen a la F-i-S ?

I took my bra off. i reeeeally thought i'd manage at least a pen having breastfed for over a year, but nope.

A mini fridge ? I missed that one. How the hell did you manage that?!

Hmm, I may have to concede. How 'mini' is 'mini'?

Bless. Be proud of your perk FiS ?

I could probably have norked a substantial amount by the age of 12, sadly.

Are we talking about one of those Carling fridges that were all the rage during the World Cup? ?

Impressive stuff ladies! I cannot compete!

However, I did just nork my knitting, and it was so soft that I wanted to leave it there...

Incidentally - norking in front of significant other: not good. That's my sex life shot until 2011 ? ?.

This is the definition of Norking

I can't nork anything but feel uncomfy if i don't have a bra on (need the padded ones!)

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Ok I'm a 34GG/H, I've had 3 babies but I can only manage my purse, tried a mug but it fell! Although I did hear from someone that breastfeeding helps with the perkiness and I've done it with the three of them ?

I dunno why this has come out upside down sorry but it was this fridge

I can't nork either ? Not even a pen. And I'm a DD <secretlysmugicon>

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I just read this to H and he said "What? All at once!!"

I have 2 children under the age of 3 - what's a sex life? ?

2 years and 2 months until my 30th birthday present of a breast reduction and lift - I can't wait ?

How the hell did you manage that without dropping it?

That's rather impressive Zoe(with 2 dots above the e) although a Carling fridge would've been even better ?

I didnt put the whole thing under, just the handle ?

You held it up by the handle with your boob?! ?

DSLR?! ???