Naughty Things Your Children Have Done

Smug.

*Confirms the mini Mooey ones are infact angels*

My CBM's daughter (5 year old) locked her best friend in the wardrobe a few weeks ago. Poor little girl was distraught.

My friends son was given a £1 to donate to pudsey at school, when he came home he was asked if he had given Pudsey the money - to which he replied, no mom I bought a cookie and hid the change down my sock!!!! I couldnt stop laughing when she told me, at least he was honest.

Pahahaha!!

I remember when my nephew was about 2 1/2, me and my mum took him food shopping with us. He kicked up a stink at having to sit in the trolley, so we let him out. As soon as he got on the floor, he shot off. My mum ran after him, but he was so fast he was practically out of the shop by the time she caught him. Little blighter!! Needless to say, we put him back in the trolley and just put up with his screaming! He's been an angel ever since

I imagine when I have kids, they will be devil inspired like I was!

My nephew went onto Ebay and ordered a satellite dish on my sister's account, because he wanted one, sent payment and everything! Not only naughty, but he is only 5!!!

My munchkin used to steal little things thinking we wouldn't notice - food from the fridge, shiney coins. etc. I've caught him enough times that he has stopped now.

The best one was when he was 2 and decided to help himself to beer at a BBQ - any open can was game. Have you ever seen a drunk toddler? They are funny. He was a little git with a hangover the next day though. I am quite surprised that no-one called social services over that one.

Did people notice what he was doing then?

Excellent!

I cant think of any funny/naughty things that my daughter has done but my brother was terrible when he was little.

He used to put pennies in the video player and in the key holes. He stole my uncle's keys and 'hid' them; nobody ever found them. He also drew a big letter D on the side of the fridge in permanent marker and blamed my sister even though her name begins with an L and his with a D.

He was a little sh1t.

I don't quite know what to say to this. Surely somone would have seen him?

I'm actually lost for words!

He's not the only one. My friend had to stop people drinking alcohol at her house because her 3 year old was caught sipping away at her granddad's whisky after he left it within her reach. you really can't take your eye off them for a second can you.

Were you worried sick when you realised he was drunk? I'd have been straight down to A&E I think!

My son picked a milky bar from the garage once, he was about 18 months in his buggy and i didnt notice till i was half way home again and he had choc on his face and hands, being honest i went back to pay for it and got a right telling off from the assistant, i told her IMO the sweets shouldnt be kept so low and he wouldnt have managed to get them, you really cant take your eyes off of them, thats the worst thing i can remember apart from practicing writing his name on the bedroom wall x

When my sister was little she wrote my brother's name on the wallpaper my parents had just put up to get him into trouble. She let them believe it was my brother who had done it for 15 years before finally confessing!

Loads. My kids are (adorable) little swines at times.

L once got in a right tantrum at FIL's 60th birthday bash and threw a handful of gravel in FIL's sister's face. That eventually sparked a huge family row that saw me not talking to the whole family for 2 years!

S recently helped herself to my tub of Soap 'n' Glory body butter. The results:

I remember praising E & L when they were quite a bit younger for eating all their veg at dinner one night. A few days later I realised they'd actually tipped it all into the wicker storage basket in the lounge when my back was turned!

L managed to order a bunch of Pay Per View movies on Sky last week. We've now set the pin restriction so he can't do that again.

The boys once got jam all over my phone. Little sweethearts then tried to rectify the situation by bathing it....

Toys shoved down the toilets, drawing on the walls, hitting each other, stealing biscuits, running off in inappropriate places and hiding in shops while I hysterically search for them. The list is endless.

They're yet to steal alcohol though!

yours are brilliant ROFL, she looks really sorry about the lotion too x

My mates little girl attempted to paint her toenails:

Oh my god! ?

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Stilll, at least she chose a good colour!

Drawing on wall, fighting, cheek, throwing toys. All in a day in my house!

Not naughty but funny

Other day D (nearly 3) was busy telling me who was a boy and who was a girl. I asked him what the difference was between a boy and a girl. He said.

"thats easy mummy, stop being silly. Boys wear kilts to weddings and girls wear dresses to weddings" Whoops think I talk bout the wedding 2 much!

This time last year me and my Mum took my 2 boys to Thomasland for the Christmas thing. At the end of the day we were watching the fat controller show with all the fake snow etc. I looked round and realised that H was missing. I looked everywhere, couldnt see him anywhere, fat controller and everything were looking for him!

I was just about to get hysterical when i saw him sitting on Thomas waiting to go to the other end of the park. I screamed to stop, jumped the barrier and grabbed him, not knowing whether to laugh of cry. He looked at me then said "mummy u don't jump the barrier, u must go round and join the queue like i did".

Turns out that he was only bout 50 yards away from us but i was so scared, happens so quick, took eyes off him long enough to take a photo and he was gone!

He also dissapeared on another holiday at a haven holiday camp when i was getting changed for swimming. My friend said she would look after him while i got D changed as he was only 4 months old at the time. When i was ready i asked where H was and she said she didn't know. I could have punched her if i had time!

Anyway after 10 mins and a security alert he was found in the amuesement arcade sitting on a bob the builder ride with his trunks and armbands on!

I had to walk into the arcade in my swim suit to confirm he was mine!

The joys!

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