Nostrils

I have no idea but I want to go and check now! I can't say I've ever thought about it before.

Well I was trying to check other peoples out in town but couldnt see properly.

<waits for everyones nostril reports>

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Size yeah, shape no, my right one is a bit wonky compared to my left one

Yes.. Hmmm.. why?!

Because Im a frrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeak!

Its like I inherited one from my mum and one from dad! Totally different shape/size/position!

Ok I've checked, they are slightly different shapes if you look closely and one is a tiny bit larger than the other. ?Are you thinking of having work done?

Not thinking of having work done, no. Was just a pondering really. Now I know Im odd. Thanks for that. Some of you could have lied a little to make me feel better! ?

Mrs Spink to be!:

Yes.. Hmmm.. why?!

Because Im a frrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeak!

Its like I inherited one from my mum and one from dad! Totally different shape/size/position!

Lol!! You freak you!

Of course we all have odd shaped nostrils just like you! I can just imagine when you we're a baby, the normal 'aww she's got her dads nose' would be she's got her dad's right nostril and her mums left nostril! haha! x

Yes.

I keep meaning to get my nostrils waxed, as i think it would look far better, but can't find time to wax everything else ATM, let alone take on a new comittment!

It seems that way!

I may have to fashion some playdoh on it or something (Im thinking along the lines of joey in friends and his reconstructed bits!)

Check you out with your normal nostrils! Im not jealous one bit!

Surely waxing it though would be pure hell? I cant actually imagine just how much that would hurt!

Top tip - please don't get your nostils waxed, as you will find that if you have less hair up your nose, your nose will run a lot quicker and it could get messy!!