Numpty-watch - AKA The Apprentice

Lorraine or Ben 'I was accepted at Sandhurst doncha know' Nobberhead

Oh please god let it be the one with the mouth like a cats bum..........................Deborah! i cant stand her!! why does one woman need so much lip gloss!!

? I hate Debra too.

I really hope its going to be Deborah. I haaaaate her!

I'd love Debra to come across a handful of us, she wouldn't last 10 minutes. Hard faced old caaaaah ?

Please let it be him

Debra or Lorraine for me, please!

Perhaps it might be James

Debra - pleeeease she is just something else ?

Think Jords might have a point with James, he's not really done much......but i'd still vote for Debra ?

Gawd he's being such a knobber already!

Rotfl @ James in the birthing pool mooing like a cow

Omfg, what was that toddler helmet? ?

But he didn't actually go there, pointed out Margaret somewhat gleefully.

(She's having a terrific Apprentice, perhaps because this is the most hilariously inept bunch of candidates ever - is it just me, or are they all completely useless?)

OMG high heels for tiny tots. Wrong on so many levels

WTF are those shoes all about? Waaaahhhhh ?

Nope, not you, they are all completely useless.

I think Natalie Appleton lookalike will win this <now watch her get fired> ?

Toddler helmets and heeled baby shoes!! wtf!

Shoes and head gear so wrong!! But could sell a lot of the right market of parent I could imagine. Rocking horse a risk...

I want that buggy

The buggy could be a goer if they learn how to collapse it ?

I think they were dead right to go for the rocking horse - it will pull people in to the stand.

If knew you were going to be on a hugely popular television programme you'd make sure you didn't have the greasiest hair on the planet, wouldn't you?

Egad! That lipstick is just not nice

Goodbye catbum-face. (Deborah) I hope!

PMSL - "National Portrait Gallery" and their faces all fall =- "Wot, no booze?"

What's the betting that James will bring back cats arse Debra & Ben

Balls - I missed them at the show.

How did they both do (I know which team has lost as I've just come into the room now!) ... but how were they in terms of pitching?

Oops, Ben's giving it Charlie Big Potatoes, does that mean he's going? Or could it be James?

Ooooh I reckon it's going to be a double firing!

I don't think James will go, maybe because I don't like the other two ?

? @ Nick's face during Ben's 'Sandhurst' speech.

It's Deborah. I'm sure of it.