Numpty-watch - AKA The Apprentice

Arrrgggg bloody sandhurst. Love siralun's jewish bugle comment ?

Bugler ?

Yes! <punches air>

Debra next, please.

Ooooooohhhhhh Yeah - RESULT At long bloody LAST!

Yeay! Ben's fired!

ha ha

I cant beleive he pulled the sandhurst card again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO why wasnt it cat bum!!!!!!!!!!!!! FFS!!!!

Do you think the word 'Sandhurst' is going to be mentioned at all in You're Fired!?

At least he admitted he was a bit of a nob

I really thought it would be James or Deborah or both. Very surpised that Ben went in this challenge but glad he's gone now!!!! Yeah!!!

I thought that was an amazing prize! I'd love a caricature by Gerald Scarffe (provided I was able to lose several stone and cover up my spots first)

I thought the buggy looked fab. I ackcherloi saw someone with that buggy in Asda a few weeks ago and was going to ask them where they got it as I really like the look of it [need to get a life icon] but as for the helmet ? neither my 6 month old or my 3 year old would tolerate that for more than about 5 seconds. Besides, the odd bruise is good for them [neglectful mother icon] and it doesn't help when one's baybeh reaches the work surface and wields one's v sharp Global knife about [crap mother icon]

As for the high heels ? thank feck I have boys so don't even run the risk of anyone buying me those. If I was pregnant I might have bought the birth pool and then got home and said to Mr R "oh, dearie me, I seem to have bought a birth pool, you'll NEED to let me have a homebirth now won't you" ?

But - glad who went, went ?

And - is it true catbumface is only 24 ? fark me.

Hurrah. I'm so glad Ben went. He has small man syndrome. And as for his country set look during that baby fair. Turd. Now Debra next please.