Official BB Thread.

I'm not sure I can watch it any more, not til Mario goes at least. I don't have to be up til 7am though so will fight on through, with gritted teeth.

Who keeps hocking in the background ?

Mario is such an old cunt. Who the fuck does he think he is? ?

I know Mario has always been a cock but I think he has started to really show his true colours in the last couple of days.

He's picking a fight, but he's too thick to actually have a point.

I suspect he might be a bit tired and grumpy too. Not that that is an excuse, but all the same. My mum snores like Belinda and it used to drive me insane.

i really dont like mario

that bedroom is disgusting, id have to have a tidy

A personnel officer, a magistrate, been in the army, in the post office as an executive shift manager, a facilitator, a manager of people, is now retired, and 14 million people saw him on 'The Ant n Dec'. Is he actually 147 years old?

Anyway, he's been in nick, so he wasn't a magistrate at all. Lying 'can't think of a word strong enough'. Raaaaaaaah.

I actually think Mario feels threatened by Belinda. He thinks he is in charge of that house and now some one older and louder has come in he is worried about being knocked off his imaginary pedestal.

And WTF is Luke on about, taking people away from the luxury bedroom. He really does think about things too much, doesn't he ?

The rage Mario makes me feel is unreal! I HATE him, horrible man. I hope he gets the boot on Friday now, I was leaning towards Bex but Mario is definitely getting my vote now

I have a feeling we are going to have more Mario rage before tonight's highlights are over.

Man, there's no way he would speak to me the way he just spoke to Belinda. I'd tell him to fuck off and mind his own business.

Mario: What a div! They are so showing his 'best' moments!

? did I just hear Mario right? His whole 'elastic bands on the floor are a real health and safety concern'. God he takes himself so seriously doesn't he. Prick.

I was in the middle of typing an email so I missed what Mario said to Belinda. Could I have a one line summary please? ?

What was Mario in the nick for? <nosy icon>

Ffs - who slips on a rubber band?! Health & safety - tosser

Fark me, he's the head of a modelling agency now too ?

Mario CANNOT be real. He just can't.

I hhhhhate Mario, I would be prepared to put up with Becs so that I can see the back of him and his ridiculous talk of health and safety and how he managed people. Twat ?

Irish dancing is really hard, you can only move your legs, they were destined to fail ?

Feck this task looks hard. I guess artiste extraordinaire Belinda will take charge and make them pass....?

Haha - did I hear that conversation between Mario and Michael right?

Mario (describing new hm) - she's got lovely long curly hair, a real natural beauty. She doesn't wear much make up.

Michael - Urgh, I hate girls that wear too much make-up.

Lol - Lisa trowels it on ?

I don't like Sara.

why has sara just asked mikey if he knows what colour her eyes are??

Ew. Sara is really cringey. I can't stand her.

The result has just been announced on the BB website

I wont post spoilers but you can look if you want

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/news/newsstory.jsp?id=6600&position=31

I bet he used to have hell on when he worked for Royal Mail, all those posties dropping elastic bands on the street when they were delivering the post.

Hmmm, Dale must have <Luke> usurped Lisa, Mario was really pushing for her to be choreographer on the livefeed yesterday.

And whilst I'm talking about Mario and tasks, has anyone else noticed that he harps on and on about them, but always takes the easiest roles within the task? Scared of looking daft you see, lest his 'image' gets ruined. Raaaaaaaaah.

Sara is a vacuous twat and why do Aussies always have to give everyone a nickname? Very annoying.

I think Mario might go on Fri, he's being particularly unpleasant this week.

I know, dude, read my first post 😄

He's a true arsehole isn't he, ol' Mario.

The word you're looking for is cunt ?