Official Big Brother Thread

Order is restored!

Bex went

Luke turned in to a bitchy old woman

Rex's girlfriend has arrived

Excellent! Why did Lisa try to break out and what happened?

Holio! ? Me and Chook tried our best for the first week but Swetty and her mates derailed the threads and refused to talk BB with us - then I lost my phone line and internet for a few days and when I came back the BB threads were no more ?

Nicole being in the house is genius! I just wish they had put # 6 in too.

She'd had a big row with Rex...then Nicole arrived and it was all about him & her.

General feeling is she got pissed off with it all and not having mario so broke through the fire escape in the garden. Because she never left the compound (got as far as security guard hut) they let her back in. a big swizz if you ask me.

Looooooof, thank you so much for trying, lovely. I know you did your best ?

What was no.6? I don't know what any of the prizes were apart from Nicole, although I think it was genius not doing any actual shopping ?

Ooh, thank you. They should have let her bloody go. Why did she argue with Rex? I need details, dagnammit [laugh[

Ah yes...Luke & Lisa had a task of a lineup where they had to identify rex's girlfriend and Mo's brother.

They chose no. 6 as the girlfriend and in front of Nicole described her as common looking. Then went on & on in the house about how No. 6 was stunning.

She was pretty, but in a very innocent way. Not the sort dirrrty Rex would go for.

They had a line up and Lisa and Luke had to identify Rex's gf and Mo's brother. They got Mo's brother but chose the wrong girl for Nicole. They chose #6 and she was 3. Before they knew they said how plain #3 was and how beautiful #6 was. Rex went mad when it turned out it wasn't Nicole ?

She got sick of his sarcasm and just snapped and had a go back. Everyone else was there (think locked in the lounge) and didn't know where to look. According to DS, even Luke was encouraging Kat to sing to break the tension.

Rex just didn't care. Lisa ended the argument by sticking her fingers in her ears and going la la la la la.

Gah, why did I miss all the good stuff!

Fankoo, laydeez ?

You have to look up the video footage of the chilli eating task....and especially Mikey eating the hottest chilli in the world just for the hell of it last Friday night. I've not laughed so much in a long time.

I said you'd be upset ☹️ After he had banged on about how good looking she was, she came in the house and then th other HMs were all bitching that she wasn't ?

Bex's face when she was evicted was excellent, she sooo didn't think se was leaving.

Really? That's brilliant! ?

I shall watch the chilli task and Bec's eviction on uchoob.

Gutted I missed so much, I tried and tried to watch it on holibobs, but the man in the bar was a chud, I told him so too ?

? Mario's letter 'My little girl' I have just been sick everywhere!

I have developed a deep and burning hatred for Lisa - she makes my skin crawl.

Fucking hell, Mario is still a big fat chud eh? Lisa is his robot girlfriend, she was trying so hard to squeeze some tears out ?

I hate her too, Loof.

When she first started reading it, I thought it must be from her dad or something ?

What a bunch of gimps!

There is not a damned one that I like - except maybe Rachel, but I think she would annoy me in reality.

I'd take mine ?

So would I ?

I cant believe how incredibly cruel that was of big brother I have seen some spiteful sh^t on there but that takes the biscuit.

I'm sure Rachel will get her letter.

I wonder how Luke would twist round what Rachel did then to make it seem like she's evil!

Bless Rachel. She didn't even hesitate, yet it must have been so incredibly hard to walk away from her own letter. And bless her for not telling the housemates the choice she had to make (for sympathy etc).

Err, is it just me that's having a good cry at this?! I'm such a loser ?

I've got a rumoured eviction spoiler, shall I post it here?

Firstly, I would like to say I did not derail the threads. They were just so boring without HH around, they weren't even worth opening any more, beside I couldn't take anymore of Luthien bullying me, so I left them well alone.

Anyway, I'm loving Rex showing himself as a desperate, little puppy, constantly sniffing round Nicole. I really hope she dumps him whilst on the show - oh the humiliation.

I think so Hello Sunshine ? Sorry.

Yes please Holio.

Why would you view your own VT? Egocentric cunt

yes please

Nope I'm blubbering i feel sorry for Stew and Rache - I cant imagine being away from my little girl must be so hard

Arses, I knew it.

Sorry Holio but I've gone well off Rex. I no longer think he's Shexy Rexy, I just think he's a twunt.

Ok.

SPOILER:

Apparently, due to BB removing some HMs right to nominate (I think Mikey, Kat and Mo), the people up for eviction this week are either Rex and Dale, or Rex, Dale and Mo.