OMG freakin' spiders! WARNING - includes picture of big mutha hairy thing...!

Eew eew eew I ust did some hand flapping just thinking of that! Thank god there was cake involved to help ease the trauma

That sounds so grim.

I once put my boots on, got in the car, drove down the street and had to pull over when I could feel something wiggling around under my foot. I stopped and took said boot off to find a beetle in it. I freaked!

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Uuuuurgh!! ve that's horrible.

Maybe I'll invite them here for cake in future? but yes, at least there was cake to ease the trauma like you say. Although now I could do with a G&T ?

yuck! I think I would of fainted! I’ve had several spider incidents lately the worst one I think is -

I work with 5 blokes, and I came in to find a hoooooge dead spider (but still bigger than a 50p) sitting on top of my mouse! luckily I noticed it before I touched it otherwise I would of freaked out!!!

I have a real phobia of spiders....I wave my hands about....jump up and down and cry like a girl....I sweat at the thought of one being even near me....I dont even want to think what i am gonna be like out in Aus....the thought of a red back just scares me to death.

Omg I think I would have hyperventilated or something! I hate hate hate spiders, they make me feel ?

H2B was away on his friend's stag do a few weeks back and on Saturday I fell asleep on the sofa, when I woke up on Saturday morning something caught my eye that was running across the floor towards me... it was the biggest f*ck off spider I had ever seen!!!

It was so big it looked like it had 10 legs, but no, they were fang like things! It was horrible and took me a good few hours after I put a glass over it to get as far as throwing it outside...

But... I did manage to take a picture to show H2B that he was a bigger girl than me (he is not a spider's biggest fan either!)

Do you wanna see??

Yeah! MrP cannot stand spiders. I think he was impressed I managed not to wet myself ?

Show it!

OK.... but please be warned... it's not pretty... let me go get it!

You are good, I would have squished it!

We've had three monster sized ones in the last few weeks. Urgh!

And yes... that is a large glass!!!

*shudder* ?

? Fecking hell! That is mammoth! My one was big but not that big! Jeez, it's furry and everything...

Wow! How did u get the glass around that thing!!

God i wish I hadnt clicked on this........ I would have had a heart attack had I seen that in my house........

Sorry!!! Petal made me do it!

Yeah, t'is true. I wanted to see a big hairy spider as I wasn't satisfied with one up my trouser leg ?

That is truly, truly horrible! I would have been swearing like a trooper had that thing been up my trousers!

Jesus, I......would......have......freaked! ?

OH MY GOD why did I look! If that was in our house I'd be seriously considering moving!

Fark me that is scary big!! I just shuddered.

That is massive, and has made my skin me and h hate spiders but i still make him get rid of them

That would have dead if it was me though sorry...

OMG - I REALLY shouldn't have looked at this thread. I live in an old house, in the country, so big spiders often come in for a visit. I hate the furry little gits and flap around screaming and generally being pathetic until H disposes of them. Now I'm all freaked out and convinced the house is crawling with massive spiders, which isn't good as H is working tonight and I'm home alone. How will I sleep tonight?

Omg!

I met a freakishly large spider last night in my mates bathroom I walked in closed door found pull switch. turned light on and I'm so glad I was facing the loo before a sat on it. It was right next to it on the sink.

I then opened door turned light off and exited....then preceeded in telling everyone about it. thinking a man would go remove it but no they were more scared than me!!

I do get largish spiders in my house...but both me and oh are scared of them, so set the dog on it..well its either him or the hoover. (I do apologize to any spider fans)

Yes, I think you are. I should hire you to come and sort our house out! ?

Yikes -that's massive