OMs who STILL haven't done their reports...

There has been loads of weddings ive missed, but not missed the reports it seems, you tell em' spangles83

but for the record there will be no photos from me, im not one of these pretty skinny brides

so im making a plea to you spangles83 please take no further action when my time comes, have a heart for a pregnant bride lol

but the rest of you hurry up lol

lara x

Lara - no excuses! I am a sturdy bride and I will be flashing (in my dress, not nekkid.. wouldn't want to scare people) when the time comes. You will look lovely with your wee bump! You will definitely be hounded for at least one piccie and I will keep harassing you until I get that!

Thankyouplease x

LOL, right there with you, Spangles! xx

Spangles are you sticking around after you'ved wed, reported and flashed suitably? If you are I might have to start my wedding report now in order to make sure I hit your deadlines!

I am indeed sticking around Drifteroo. I expect your report on my desk no later than November 15th. Same goes for the Shooomeister.

Spangles, could you provide me with your expected deadline for me - I expect clemency seeing as it will be blooming CHRISTMAS!!!!!! LOL (Date: 23 DEC 2011)

I shall give you until the middle of January 2012! Christmas is not an excuse for tardyness.

Im getting my excuses ready now, i physically cannot flash any photos of myself the internet wardens who protect the people of the world from such sights would imprison me.

that is all lol

lara x

ps i have cute bridesmaids and guests that could be flashed though

Lara don't be sooo stoopid. We all come in different shapes and sizes. YOU WILL LOOK GORGEOUS on your wedding day and don't you dare say otherwise.

And the excuses don't wash with me. Any more and you will increase the picture requirement twofold.

x

I apologise for being busy since I got back, but I will do it tonight!

Its in my diary

You better Zipper! ?

silence from me, what excuses ?????? dum dee dum

lara x

You got to see photos that Elizabeth flashed for me, you haven't been completely deprived!!

You got to see photos that Elizabeth flashed for me, you haven't been completely deprived!!

I am a bad hitcher I know! I blame the new OT for distracting me ?

Also I have really got out of wedding mode! Need to find some motivation to write it!

Zippy no more excuses! Mmkay?! Eliza's flash was very nice in the interim but I think I speak for everyone when I say:

WE NEED YOUR REPORT PLEASE - NO MORE FAFFING!! x

Glad I finally wrote mine & didn't get told off! As well as all of those listed I don't think I've seen my twinnie (PJ44)'s report yet either!

Aaah thank you for bringing this to my attention Blackkat. Any other OMs who have slipped through the net - I will find you!!! Mwahahhaaa

Mine is 1150 words so far and I haven't walked into the service yet. ?

BSB, thats the way to do it.....if we've had to wait all this time we're expecting an epic! ? J K Rowling has nothing on us gals! xx

Did I not mention the word count minimum? It needs to be at least 1500 words so you're OK bridie! x

Blackkat did you just tell on me?!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh ? hahaha!!

Uh Oh.

Best get a move on!!

P xx

Right ladies, the report is written. Oops, sorry work. I have emailed it to myself and it will be posted tomorrow (pics are on my home machine!)

Good work bsb! I expect your report WITH pictures on my desk first thing in the morning or I may have to give you detention.

I have starting planning mine in preparation!!! Don't want to get failed in Wedding Report Writing 101.

Excuses, excuses - will look forward to reading the reports soon!!!

Sorry ? I just really want to see it!!!

I'm with you spangles! just got back from honeymoon and am jetlagged and trawling for these reports. they are nowhere to be seen! everyone here knows we love reports, so come on OMs, get on with it!xxx

Im quite scared now!!! I might have to borrow OH's dictation machine so I can ensure I capture each moment of the day, and then get it typed up by works typing pool so I can add mine before I go on HM! I dont want to be the subject of anyones wrath!!

Oi Spangles - I wrote it a few days ago, what's your excuse for not reading?!!! ??