OT - random thoughts

why do i only shop where i like the shopping bags??

Why does H2b phone a zillion times on his road home from work to ask whats wrong??

why is my 2 year old so banging his head on my back and just so bonkers?????

Why does anything i say in this house get totally ignored

The worlds cutest calf keeps sticking its head over my garden fence!

Its my birthday tomorrow!

Has got a lot of revision to do but cant seem to get on with it

welcome to hitched and the mad posters lol

Why does everthing thats bad for you taste so god damn good lol

My kids are mental!!

Why can't my h2b work anything electrical without me showing him how to use it?

Normality is relative

I just had a filling in my wisdom tooth with no anaesthetic! ?

Why does a packet containing salmon fillets feel it is necessary to warn me that 'allergy advice: contains fish' Duh!!

Why is it that those of us who just want to get on in life get constantly kicked in the arse (and by arse I mean wallet!!) I'm inclined to blame Gordon Brown

how can it possibly be taking this long to get a start date!!!!

Would you rather have legs for arms or arms for legs?

Why am i on hitched , when i have a mountian of stuff to do.

I am so sick of doing uni work and could just give up now and stay in bed for a week!!!

Even making 100 more invitation would be more fun ?

i'm off to the piccy's with h2b, not been out just the 2 of us in ages and really looking forward to it!!!! x x

why are all the girl on Britains Next Top Model annoying?!

H2B on phone to friend discussing what to buy on Tiger Woods ps3 zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Why is everything so difficult?

Gordon Ramsay - phwoar!

I have banned my cats from watching Springwatch after 4hrs sleep last night due to 2 mice and 1 bird being presented to me between the hours of 1 and 4am. I'm sure Gizmos fascination with it last night led to a night of hunting debauchery with his brother Rusty.....

Mil2B driving me mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think I'mm in love with my wedding reception venue owner. He's so sweet I just want to put him in my pocket and brinng him home.

I feel so tired and sore after a horrible nightshift.

H2b is a complete tool hes taking up most of the bed so i cant get in

I've already been at work for an hour, although I spent most of that in the shower!

Why did my son set his watch alarm for 5am this morning, then leave it in my room.................

I have spent the last two hours dissecting pig guts... lunch is now very unappealing!