I've had one of those moments, that seem to happened to many other hitchers, and never me...until now!
We live in an apartment block of 6 flats, 2 old biddies & 3 young couples and an empty one. I got home from work earlier than usual and was dying for the loo.
While I'm sitting there I can hear a noise of what I first thought was the cat cleaning herself as she can be quite noisy...but no. The noise is coming from next to me and it's my new neighbours going full pelt....OMG!!!
Why at this point did my body decide that I was going to have the longest pee known to man, i just don't know.... the funniest bit was that as he reached 'the top' i waited a second...and then flushed the loo. You could here them laughing their heads off...I just shouted "don't mind me".
Not sure if I'll be able to look at them when we next meet in the hall.