Outfit help

Definite yay from me!! Think you'll look splendid

Hmmm, unles the person wearing it is Kate Moss-thin, it's a very big nay from me. I always think things made out of that fabric clings to every lump.

I'm inbetween at 10 and a 12 at the moment so think I could get away with buying a size 10. I think it'd look cool at the work's party next week. Flat shoes though to stop it being ott, do you think?

Sorry you won't be able to wear it, you mean?

I can't see flat shoes working with that, might just be me though.

Lovely. I can't help noticing that even the puic of it looks fat from the back though, so I'd say it's only for the terminally anorexic. Maybe a pink patch would help?

It says it should be worn with a prom skirt, but scrap that, flaunt your ass.

(I would wear a little shrug though to cover up the shoulders, you don't want to show too much ?)

I would just be a bit concerned about a gold plated camel toe, but if that could be avoided I think you would look hot!

Chook, I think it needs heels to finish it off.

It's perfect for your party. You might need to buy some plasters though, otherwise you'll be smuggling peanuts

Really? I want to avoid looking like I've tried to hard.

Deffo on the heels and the plasters

you could wear a low-slung belt, perhaps with a big buckle, to hide any camel toe. Jordan did this once when she had a silver jumpsuit thingy.

Hmm, it's definitely a contender for the 'most likely outfit to give camel toe' award. I'm amazed they sell it in anything over a size 10, I don't even want to imagine anyone in a size 16 version.

This reminds me of the time you posted a cossie that was almost there.

? A sanitary towel might get rid of the camel toe problem. Y'know the cheap ones you get out the corner shop that are two inches thick.

I'm loving the image of chicken stood there ready to put on her jumpsuit in her sanitary towel and plasters...

I'm thinking Chicken... roast... bacofoil... yeh, could work. In silver?

Unless it was the C3PO look she was after? ?

I'm not sure you're all taking me seriously.

Chook, I'm taking you seriously. I know how good you looked in your hotpants and boob tube this summer

Thanks Pod. The hotpants were a particular favourite of mine in the summer. Luckily they can make an appearence in oz. Maybe for the flight.

You'd be better in your juicy tracky for the flight I think.

How totally cool is your place of work that your Christmas night out is to be on Hole in the Wall?

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