Pets 'pet' names

Bellacat, bellabamba, nursecat, sociablecat, gorgeous one,

minione, little one, runtycat, smellycat, mini-moo

haribo, fluffyboy

Tally was originally named Tallyho (after the adnams ale) but we don't really use that. When she's naughty she gets called Talisker(after the whisky). She also gets called Poopy, which is often an accurate description. H thinks its funny to call her shitbag in a sickly sweet, excitable kind of voice that gets her excited.

Ah yes. Shitbag. All three mogs respond to that.

Bertie is Bert, Alberto Balsam, Bertrum, baby boy, Lambert (and butler!), (Douwe) Egbert, Bertie Bassett, list goes on! Anything that has 'bert' in the name he gets called it!

He also responds to 'tw@t' when he's on my kitchen work top attempting to steal frozen mince!!!

A dog called Sadie:

Sade

Sadie Lady

Sadolf

Dolfino

Badolf

Badie

Sadie Badie

Poggy Dog

Pog

Pooch

Puppy

Weird thing is she'll answer to all of the above, but often ignores "SADIE!" ;D

We have two cats, Foofy & Lola (foofy pronounced foo, like foo fighters and fee - 3 year old named him).
Foofy often gets callled Foof, chunky monkey or Fat boy and Lola's got a thousand names, most commonly Loley, but she does get a lot of baby, princess and Loleykins. She also gets "lola, she was a show girl" sung at her a lot

Poppys full name is Poppy Johnson. I do not know anyone who has the surname Johnson, nor have I ever. It just came out of my mouth one day when she was tiny and its stuck. Therefore she gets, Johnno, Peej, Popsicle, Popsicle stand, Pibbley pop poppo, poppelly shmoo(said in a jazzy voice complete with jazz hands) Pops, Pips, Poops, Kiddo, mate, my mate, my little shiny seal cub, beauty queen, smelly bum, greedy guts, bully beef( when she's been fighting)

Actually I'm surprised the poor thing knows her name at all.

Ahh pet PET names!!

Missy the dog is called Missington Boots the Third (no idea why, shes not our third dog or owt, or wears boots for that matter) or Missychops

Cocopops the cat is C-pops, Cocoa or Popsmeister!!

Does this only happen with pets or have you started to give Dylan any weird and wonderful pet names!?

maybe?