Photo competition - Gratuitously amusing snaps

Dammit. We used to have a photo collection of graffiti choads from around the world, but I don't know where they are!

I don't have any I'm afraid - do you want me to take a picture of the c*ck shaped bush outside my house? It's funny because it's both a bush, and a c*ck!

Do it!

I don't have any good ones really.

H found this one amusing as a 'bag' is a prostitute. He's easily pleased.

I liked this one as we were in a lift. Schindler's Lift. Geddit?

Ignore the fingers - that's a long running thing.

Love this picture!

I fear the one of me sat on a Cenotaph, drunk, might offend. Although my mate thinks it looks like an album cover. I wondered which albums she has.

When I was 17 I took a pic of Bimbo bread in Gran Canaria, but I don't have an electronic version of the pic sadly.

Some from my backpacking days...

Haha, Bookish!

This is what happens when I borrow OHs sister's pressure washer for the weekend:

Chewing gum anyone?

No photos but I remember French lemonade being called Pschitt (not entirely sure of spelling but close enough)

Then there are the diving men in Duabi Mall, they look awesome from front on but how (and where) they are attached is what makes me giggle

Since you mentioned it...

Thirsty anyone?!

Real place in New Forest.

Not sure if this counts but: our old hamster Elmo humping his soft toy.

There is an international food market down our road that sells orange juice called '***'. tasty!

I dont have in on my PC but i took a photo at a works awards ceremony and as a lady was receiving her award the shadow of her putting her hand out looked like she had a willy! Snigger.

I was entertained in the cinema last week when I picked a sweetie that looked like this. Turned out it was meant to be a bone but the top got twisted!

Ha ha, we are such children! My sister lives near to a 'Fanny Hands Lane' but I don't have a photo unfortunately...

You've already seen my 'stroker' one. Here's a selection of my most amusing ones...

Fancy a slice?

No photo, but yesterday a parent told me (French parent) that our restaurant Zizzi means 'willy' in France....something her daughter finds hilarious. Didn't like to admit that I did too!

Haha! I bet French tourists' facebook pages are littered with people pointing at restaurant signs

Haha! Kjay that is awesome! how did they not realise?!

There is a village along the a5 called Willey but I don't have a pic unfortunately

Ooo my friends and I always play this game!

This tree welcomes people driving into my town.... even had lights on it at Christmas!

Lol!

ha my 34 year old otherwise mature and profesh husband always sniggers when we walk past a zizzi

This was Aryas pet insurance document. *Immature giggle*

It's the 3rd line that makes me smirk like a naughty school girl ? In spite of the other text, it's really not talking about that type of helmet.

This is one's from Rome a ccouple of years ago

My wellies, which look little noon-ish

At the time, I also thought these were hilarious. Not at £6 though!

And lastly, before I get carried away, this is my Ugley daddy

Sorry so big

During

After

There is a shop near me called Sticky Fingers but I don't have a picture of it!

Some of these are hilarious!