Here goes.
We're hiring a woodland glade which will be filled with sparkly lights and a stage on which we will ' get married ' in a hand fasting ceremony. Then the food van will dispense an as of yet unknown type of food in cardboard boxes, following this the first of five live heavy metal bands will take the stage ( I'm serious). When the bands are done the disco will open inside the marquee which will have a finger buffet in it. Hopefully decorated with guttering candles and roses (we'll see what else). Then we dance away until we are too tired and retire to the preprepared glamping area in the field next door.
Not masses of detail yet but what do you all think?