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Dumpling
Beginner June 2005

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Dumpling, 17 June, 2009 at 11:10 Posted on Off Topic Posts 0 1

Help!

Today is my fourth anniversary and being a fairly non-sentimental soul I didn't get my H a card - we never usually do. Imagine my shock when I awoke this morning to find a lovely card on my bedside table.

So, I've been looking for a nice poem that I can email to H (I do usually do this if I come across one that seems to fit) - all of those I've found have either been too cutesie or really not appropriate (about lost love and the like).

Does anyone have a decent poem that might fit the bill? - I'm happy with humourous but not with fluffy.

Cheers

Karen

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Latest activity by Dumpling, 17 June, 2009 at 14:58
  • The Beast
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    We had the following as a reading at our wedding.

    I wanna Be Yours...

    I wanna be your vacuum cleaner
    breathing in your dust
    I wanna be your Ford Cortina
    I will never rust
    If you like your coffee hot
    let me be your coffee pot
    You call the shots
    I wanna be yours

    I wanna be your raincoat
    for those frequent rainy days
    I wanna be your dreamboat
    when you want to sail away
    Let me be your teddy bear
    take me with you anywhere
    I don’t care
    I wanna be yours

    I wanna be your electric meter
    I will not run out
    I wanna be the electric heater
    you’ll get cold without
    I wanna be your setting lotion
    hold your hair in deep devotion
    Deep as the deep Atlantic ocean
    that’s how deep is my devotio
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  • Dumpling
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    Thanks, Beast - I love that one but I've sent it before.

    I've made do with Merlini's joke about the circus! Serves him right for being impromptu and romantic.

    Cheers

    Karen

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