Poll: Do you use the bog in front of your OH?

Only three? You have disappointed me. [V]

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Nick, I bet you have more than three toilets, don't you? Can you play toilet top trumps? (Not that kind of trump....)

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no we only have 3 toilets <inadequate>

however, one is done in italian marbel complemented by farrow and ball emulstion, one is embellished with terrazo tiles and the finest quality of porcelain, and the other is glamorous in its futuristic use of white and chrome.

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Only 3? Pfft ?

quote:Originally posted by Mrs Magic
Only three? You have disappointed me. [V]

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Me too, though it sounds like they were hand-finished and polished by blind Alpacchian nuns using tiny elfish toothbrushes.

Sometimes, if we have watched something scary on TV, I make Mr L. come to one of the loos and talk to me whilst I wee ?

I only wee pure champagne btw.

Wee yes, poo no[xx(]

Same with him

No, I have never had any reason too.

I made him come to the toilet block with me on a camping trip once, and hated the fact he could hear.

quote:Originally posted by Lillythepink

quote:Originally posted by Mrs Magic
Only three? You have disappointed me. [V]

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Me too, though it sounds like they were hand-finished and polished by blind Alpacchian nuns using tiny elfish toothbrushes.

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Perhaps but he still leaves a dockyarder in there for his cleaner to deal with ☹️!]

Oh I'm not really fussed that much. Wees are fine, poos never have any reason to happen in front of him,but if I were ill I wouldn't mind.

eta: wrong poo(h)

Another wee-er only. why would you do otherwise? ?

it took me a while to train mr c'moonity to shut the door during his, ahem, ablutions.. he didn't seem to realise i don't love him that much...

Yes - doesnt bother me at all - he isnt so crazy about it - we also have 3 loos but always seem to gravitate to the one in the morning and have a bit of a chat ?

No we don't. I wouldn't want him anywhere near me whether it's a no1 or no2 I'm doing.?

Swit swoo.we only have one loo, and its in the only bathroom.Its never occured to me to worry about number of loos?

Well, we only have one toilet (neutral walls, tiles and floors, dark wood accesories, glass shelving, Jo Malone, Space NK & Molton Brown toiletries), but no, I don't use it in front of Mr A.

However, he has no issues with coming in for a wee when I'm in the shower. I have no opportunity to return the commpliment as he locks himself in.

When I worked in insurance, my ever so posh friend had a call from a guy making a claim on his dad's life policy whilst having a shit. She knew he was having a shit because she could "hear splashing, and then there was flushing". I know some people like to multi-task, but really, he could have had the shit first and then rung us about the claim.

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When I worked in insurance, my ever so posh friend had a call from a guy making a claim on his dad's life policy whilst having a shit. She knew he was having a shit because she could "hear splashing, and then there was flushing". I know some people like to multi-task, but really, he could have had the shit first and then rung us about the claim.

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niiiiiiiiiiice [xx(]

quote:Originally posted by Lillythepink
Sometimes if it's urgent. WTP doesn't really care and will wee at will.

As for the other, no. I am still traumatised over the episode which shall only be referred to as "The Borders Incident" ? where I was trapped and could not escape.

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I need to know more. I think!

I wee but not poo.
When I'd just had baby1 I was V constipated and I shouted him for help and he wouldn't. A little bit of my love for him died that day ?

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However, he has no issues with coming in for a wee when I'm in the shower.

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Yuck! I don't wee in the shower myself (walk in, glass fronted, chrome shower) let alone let Mr L (6' athletic, dark and handsome) get in and wee in my shower with me.

I have no choice in our house. It would appear whether it is a 1 or a 2, OH, 3 year old, dog and more often than not the cat all join me. Its a nightmare.

Still Im not impartial to returning the favour. [:I]

He has a habit of opening the door when I'm weeing (2 toilets, both plain white with porcelanosa tiles on the walls?). Poos are private, even Son of Iris demands privacy for his poos. For some reason pooing is one of Mr Iris' hobbies and he takes great pride in it. Farting is also a popular way for him to pass the time☹️!]

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quote:Originally posted by marmalade atkins

However, he has no issues with coming in for a wee when I'm in the shower.

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Yuck! I don't wee in the shower myself (walk in, glass fronted, chrome shower) let alone let Mr L (6' athletic, dark and handsome) get in and wee in my shower with me.

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Ah well Loofster, I consider myself lucky that Mr A (smouldering, affluent, fantastic dress sense) takes time out of his verrrry busy day to spend some quality time with me (dwarf, hunchback, hairy chin). Mr L clearly does not respect you.

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Ah well Loofster, I consider myself lucky that Mr A (smouldering, affluent, fantastic dress sense) takes time out of his verrrry busy day to spend some quality time with me (dwarf, hunchback, hairy chin). Mr L clearly does not respect you.

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You are lucky MA. I guess Mr L (witty, charming and boderline genius) prefers a different sort of quality time (champagne, exotic holidays and fine dining) with me (5'8" (and that's just my legs), beautiful and talented in the kitchen and bedroom) - he just doesn't go for your kind of thing (golden showers)

I'm sure Mr Hole (blond, 5'8, but big in personality) would probably say that when I use the guest loo in the west wing (has replica oval room, classy but kitsch) he can hear me anyway.

Of course! me, OH & kids all wander in when your on loo, having a bath, brushing teeth.

I can be on loo have 1 son in bath 1 son brushing teeth & OH talking to us. I thought that was normal?

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quote:Originally posted by marmalade atkins

Ah well Loofster, I consider myself lucky that Mr A (smouldering, affluent, fantastic dress sense) takes time out of his verrrry busy day to spend some quality time with me (dwarf, hunchback, hairy chin). Mr L clearly does not respect you.

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You are lucky MA. I guess Mr L (witty, charming and boderline genius) prefers a different sort of quality time (champagne, exotic holidays and fine dining) with me (5'8" (and that's just my legs), beautiful and talented in the kitchen and bedroom) - he just doesn't go for your kind of thing (golden showers)

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Oh Loofy, (deluded, materialistic, weirdie half-woman, half-giraffe type person), take a word of advice from my old friend Paul McCartney (thumbs-aloft, cheeky Liverpudlian, definitely misunderstood over the whole Heather Mills thing)- "Money can't buy me love".

However, I am glad you've finally decided to take on some of my better attributes (cook in the kitchen, whore in the bedroom). When as physically challenged as I, one must develop <ahem> other talents.

Hole, if Mr H can hear you in the West Wing, was it a similarly talented relative ringing my mate in claims whilst cleaning his cage I wonder?

MA, my relative (smart, angelina jolie/george clooney lookalikes, owned their first homes by the age of 7) would never be so crass as to shit on their loos (heated seat, automatic loo roll dispenser, hand painted by Jack Vettriano) whilst on the phone (personally designed for them as they are owners of BT and eircom).

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MA, my relative (smart, angelina jolie/george clooney lookalikes, owned their first homes by the age of 7) would never be so crass as to shit on their loos (heated seat, automatic loo roll dispenser, hand painted by Jack Vettriano) whilst on the phone (personally designed for them as they are owners of BT and eircom).

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Sorry, I forgot, they'd probably have someone to do all that for them.

****ting, phoning the insurance etc.

<Wanders off, singing "Common People", doing spooky finger pointing/twirling thing in style of Jarvis Cocker>

Dont worry about me MA (makes her H pay for sex, never kisses on the mouth, in the bedroom) I am ok, and more flamingo than giraffe, my legs are long but as is my graceful neck. I always take heed of the wise words of the Notorious B.I.G. (very phat, very fat and very dead): 'Mo' Money -Mo' Problems' and so make sure that Mr L (philanthropist, all round love God) funds a large number of orphanages and charitable causes.

Philanthropists?

The dirty, stamp collecting, pervy bastards.

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And with that I am off to bed (4 poster treble king, silk sheets, magic fingers) withmy pervy stamp collector ?

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And with that I am off to bed (4 poster treble king, silk sheets, magic fingers) withmy pervy stamp collector ?

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If he asks to see your Penny Black, don't let him, it'll be a ruse.

Oh, and "magic fingers" [xx(] ?

Never had a pee or poo in front of my OH, never felt the need or urgency too.

On a recent holiday with friends though realised that my friend's OH obviously feels comfortable enough in our company to leave the bathroom door open and continue his conversation while having a poo [xx(] Even though we all voiced our disproval, he was nonplussed "well its not as if your all watching me"

A few King Cobra's had been consumed though.

No pee, no poo. Even my cr@ppy pelvic floor can hold it in long enough for him to get out of the bathroom to let me in (we are really poor, we only have 1 toilet ?) Even although he has seen me give birth, there are still some bodily functions I don't feel the need to share with him! ?

We have been known to pass water whilst the other enters our luxurious, posh tiled bathroom complete with PIR lights daintly placed within the tiles and e bay mirror.
If however, if the curtains are closed upstairs in the bedroom. I know not to enter the en suite.
The tradesmans toilet outside is a mans only toilet. It has bugs and everything.