quite weird reason to change menu order

Well that must be a first! Have you contacted the venue to ask if they'll cater for him? I think I'd be tempted to tell him to just bring a few bananas!

I wouldn't worry about changing the menu. If God has spoken to him then he will provide - or some such thing! buy a bag of salad and a couple of bits of fruit and he'll be fine. Just don't stand down wind of him if all he's eaten for a fortnight is fruit and veg.

Pha-hahahaha!

I would do the same thing!! Maybe a few grapes too lol

I'm sorry but this did make me chuckle.

I had no idea that God felt strongly on these matters...!

Genius. This will make a really good random wedding story!!

One of my guests wrote on her RSVP that she is Pesceatarian - my poor old dad is collating them and didn;t know what it was - had to google it bless 'im!

They don;t have Pescetarians in Rutland.

I fear he does. There is definitely some superior being telling me I need to eat chocolate for breakfast, lunch and dinner. It's a little odd that he tells some people to only eat fruit and veg yet he tells me that they are the work of Satan.

Wha? He tells me that too!

Tonight he told me to eat two sausages left over from last night's BBQ and 3 Cadbury's eclairs! It is anyone's guess what he has planned for my breakfast, but I shouldnt be suprised if it involved the rest of the pringles! Once you've popped, not even God can stop.

Apologies if this offends anyone's sensibilities, just a little giggle. You only have to look at men's undercarriage to know God has a sense of humour. :-)

Lol i'm sure there will be some veg included in the meal he can eat, and he can bring his own carrots and radishes ?
I thought we were bad, myself and OH, mum and OHs sister are all vegetarian and will have a few vegan meals made too, but no ones asked for just veg & fruit yet,
If only god would have a word with me & sort my bad habits ? ?️

I also have pringles..tried hiding them away in the bottom cupboard and actually put juice bottles against it in the hope I'll be too lazy to move them but I can hear them already calling me ?

you have to wonder wtf he was thinking on that one!

Oh I wish I knew how to do one of the rolling about on the floor laughing thing, this just made my soft drink (coke) come out of my nose.