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Random wedding memories

spacecadet_99, 27 July, 2009 at 15:02 Posted on Off Topic Posts 0 8

Mrs Magic's report on the long thread has inspired this - I no longer have my report but wanted to get the important bits down so I don't forget them. Feel free to add your bits - kind of the highlights of your report if you wish!

Stressing in the week up to the wedding - my dress didn't fit me on the Monday and the first time I tried it on and it fitted was the Wednesday before the wedding on the Saturday - I nearly cried with relief when it finally fitted me and it may be the first time in my life I was ever told off for losing weight.

Tying ribbons round napkins the day before - we only just had enough ribbon for the number of napkins so we were left trying to tie bows with stingy little lengths of ribbon - nightmare!

Taking my dad into town to get last minute stuff and the panic on his face when we had to go to the makeup counter!

Not stopping smiling all day despite stress for the entire previous week.

Lots of little girls in pink athletics leotards at breakfast in our hotel - they were in Brum for some sort of convention but it was very random at 8am and some of them were still in their dressing gowns.

Watching Sex and the City with my CBM with our hair all done up, waiting for my parents to collect us.

Taking little bridesmaids to the bar to get a drink and looking out of the window to see one of the ushers arriving. The moment when I realised that that meant himself was also there and I had to run across the large entrance hall and upstairs in jeans and a tshirt (with full makeup, tiara and done up hair) as the whole bit was visible from the front door. Having to send my mum to collect confused children!

Stripping to my underwear to get the dress on and telling my little bridesmaids not to look.

Taking one sip of Buck's Fizz and spilling it on my dress - good job the dress wasn't white!

Asking why the registrar was upstairs and being told he'd come to collect me - I was 20 minutes late but no one had told me.

CBM having a minor panic attack about walking up the aisle and someone having to get the best man to come and walk with her.

Best man studiously not looking at me as he thought it was wrong for him to see me before the groom - but mouthing 'you look beautiful' when we were standing at the top.

Being told our kiss wasn't exciting enough and having to do it again - by the registrar!

Going upstairs for a breather before the meal - looking at each other and giggling like mad because we were properly married and everything!

Seeing a friend who asked if I wanted a drink, and realising that yes I did, very much! After that my glass was never empty.

Sitting outside with my littlest BM (8) when I got too hot and talking and laughing with her - god knows what I told her, hope it wasn't too inappropriate!

Being told the limo had come to collect us and saying in best drunken slur 'First of all, it's only about 9, and secondly there's no limo - what are you talking about?'. Turns out it was actually 11:30 and MrSC had booked it as a surprise ?

Being 1 of 3 bride and groom sets checking in at the Hyatt. Sitting on the ground in my wedding dress while MrSC went back down as our key card didn't work

Our room decorated by friends with ballons, chocs and sparkley sprinkles. Still finding those sprinkles stuck to our clothes days later while on honeymoon.

Meeting friends for hotel breakfast the next day and not being able to have the lovely fry-up I'd planned becuase of my hangover. Friend ordering peppermint tea and realising that's exactly what I needed!

That's an awful lot really but those are the key bits!

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Latest activity by wkdlass, 27 July, 2009 at 19:33
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    Beginner May 2005
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    Getting up at 5 am the day before to go to (new) Covent Garden to pick up the flowers

    G&T blubbing all through the rehearsal

    Mum waking me up with a cup of tea on the morning of the wedding

    Finding dad in the kitchen giving my shoes a proper old-school spit polish

    Driving round town with my oldest friend (and best man) in the sunshine with The Pixies and The Wonderstuff blaring out of the stereo like we did when we were 17

    Drinking brandy in the pub before the service and wondering how we'd get to the chapel through the sudden torrential downpour

    Forgetting what I was supposed to be doing during a rousing rendition of Jerusalem and the Rev sending G&T back to collect me for the vows

    G&T's mad Irish nan turning up half-way through the ceremony and telling the sidesman quite loudly that she'd sit where she damn well liked

    G&T's mad Irish nan telling the best man "ach shut up!" half-way through his speech

    The lead guitarist of our band turning up with his arm in a cast

    Swigging left-over champagne in the hotel room while G&T tried to remove the scaffolding from her hair

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  • RuthG
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    Torrential rainstorms the week leading up to the wedding, the day before was beautiful; I felt so much better, but it didn't last, it start pissing it down when we were in the church!

    Cackling like a witch as I was walking down the aisle inthe rehearsal

    Having a huge row with H the evening before because I couldn't find my bracelet. I think I threw my shoes at him ?

    Shortly after the above row my mum picked me up to go and have my hair put in rollers; me and H stood just hugging (I've actually just welled up writing that!)

    Waking up about 7am on the day and realised AF had shown....I wasn't even due. Phoned CBM to get tampax ?

    Seeing my wedding dress in the morning, just desperate to get in it!

    Phoning H about 9am to say hello, lazy bugger was still in bed!

    Stepping out of the house in my dress with my mums neighbours all watching; I felt like a celeb and I waved ?

    Walking down the aisle desperately trying no to cry;

    I started the vows really confidently, then started sobbing at 'from this day forward' - I couldn't get my words out!

    Asking people where my husband was! (he hadn't run off, he was mixing with the guests)

    one of H's uncles getting so pissed that he started arguing with the DJ at the end of the night ?

    Desperate to get into bed (to sleep) only to find hundreds of jelly beans in the bed.....from the favours! I later had the table cameras developed to see my CBM and another BM posing on the bed!

    Getting to the honeymoon hotel room and finding a note saying welocome Mr and Mrs G!

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    Being the first one out of bed on the morning of the wedding and when I tried to wake my mum she wouldn't get up. So I started cooking the bacon for the butties and melted/burnt my newly applied gel nail and nail polish.

    My mum & sister spending over an hour on the phone ringing round to try and get a fix for my nail - beauty parlour wouldn't come to me but said they would drop everything if I got to them. I had a mega strop as by this time my hair was in rollers and I had no clothes except a wedding dress and my nightie!

    Having to borrow too small clothes & shoes from my sister to then sit in my mum's car, slumped down so head full of rollers could fit in car, to go to beauty salon once I'd finished stropping.

    It all got better after that!

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  • Dooby
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    Great idea for a thread - i never did a wedding report but 6 years on the bits I can still recall are:-

    The day before the wedding watching my highflying citibank london based money dealer cousin driving my grandad's 40 year old tractor and box with an ancient freezer perched in the back of it

    Stacking up mounds of champagne bottles in saidancient old freezer the morning of the wedding and bashing of my beautiful gel nails in the process

    Sitting in mum's conservatory having a good laugh with and chomping on tuna mayo baguettes with my best mates (bridesmaids) just before we put our dresses on.

    Being late for the church cos my dad had to stop and look at my bosses' vintage Aston Martin

    Mr Dooby saying "father son and holy goat" instead of holy ghost and me putting his wedding ring on the right finger but wrong hand!

    Walking back from the church to our reception under huge golfing umbrellas as the heavens decided to open whilst we were in church (luckily it was an april shower and the weather sorted itself out after that).

    Bopping around drunkenly on the dancefloor with my bridesmaids to "Girls just wanna have fun"

    My bil drunkenly falling into the DJ's box at the end of the night and ending up with a black eye the next morning.

    One of H's workmates drunkenly trying to feel up my cousin, when earned him a slap from her causing him to lose his balance and fall out of the back of the marquee. Shortly after he reappeared to find said cousin's dad not happy and after him. The ushers escorted drunken bloke into a taxi and sent him on his way!

    Having a real good laugh with everyone at the bbq the next day

    Our wedding was the best party i've ever been to and even now 6 years on people who were there still talk about it!

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  • Ladelley
    Beginner August 2008
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    I wish I still had my wedding report. I did post one at the time.

    We had a few international guests, so I guess it starts with picking up my dad, grandparents, sister, brother in law and friend from the airport. By the time they'd checked into the hotel I was already ready to put my sister on a plane back to Australia. ?

    When we went to check out the venue a couple of days before, they hadn't finished decorating it yet. We were the first wedding in there after a refit, so we were a bit nervous at that point.

    The night before, Mr L was staying at a hotel with some friends who'd travelled from all over to be there and I dropped him off and had a drink with them in one of their rooms and then left to go back to our flat. His sister stayed the night with me.

    I think I was meant to get breakfast in bed, but woke up too early.

    I went to the hairdressers with my sister and nan, and on the way back my sister told me she was pregnant.

    I did my BMs' hair and makeup and I remember the hairdresser thinking I was mad. I didn't understand why, as all I had to do was get dressed.

    The car came to get my BMs and nan and it took them to the wrong church! Fortunately my SiL realised and they went to the right church.

    I got to the church too early and Mr L had to run inside before he saw me. The car did another couple of laps but I was still standing in the foyer trying not to be seen while people ran into the church.

    Mr L's niece fainted during the ceremony. We heard a loud bang and thought it was his dad (who has epilepsy) but it was his niece. She was ok, mostly just embarrassed.

    The DJ was awful. She rang me on the morning of the wedding to say she wouldn't accept a cheque and the balance had to be in cash, so I had to try get hold of Mr L to get him to go to the bank, as obviously wedding dresses don't tend to have pockets.

    My family left early (7pm) because my sister was tired and my BiL didn't feel well. I didn't get to dance with my Dad. I'm still sad about that. I did get to dance with my grandfather though, before the dancing "officially" started.

    We were the last to leave the venue and the manager gave us a lift home with the presents as we hadn't arranged anything.

    The next day we went and had breakfast with my family as they were leaving for Ireland that day. That night we stayed in a hotel in Birmingham and met up with the friends who'd travelled to be there. We had a great dinner and then went back to our hotel room where we all got rolling drunk. I think they left around 2am. We then got a random knock on the door and we thought they'd forgotten something, but it turned out to be a guy from the room next door who'd got the wrong room.

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    MrH taking 6 hours to print the table plan, and his BM still ending up doing it.

    Asking MrH to pick up some nice bridesmaids neckalces as gifts from swarvaski- him coming back with awful tat from a bankrupt stock shop next door. Looked worse quality than next, at swarvaski prices. crying my eyes out the night before, throwing a total tantrum over the necklaces, telling everyone how awful they were.

    My bridesmaid sleep walking into the bed I was sharing with my sister the night before, curling up at the end of the bed then 4 hours later getting aback into her own bed.

    checking into the Mayfair in my dress and wanting to die whilst everyone stared at me. was worst check in ever, as it goes.

    receptionist- I'm so so sorry. the room is smoking

    me: thats fine, can we have the keys (hoping from foot to foot)

    R: Madam, I don't think you understand, its smoking

    me: no probs

    R: I can see if we can get a non smoking room. <long pause>. I'm sorry we have none.

    me: no probs

    R: but its SMOKING

    me: we don't actually, HAVE to smoke in it do we? I mean you're not going to ask us to leave for not smoking in the smoking room are you?

    R: er. well, its just it might smell.

    Me: oh right. hadn't thought of that. not to worry. can I please have the KEY.

    <mrh H whips enourmous cigar out of his jacket> I can smoke this in there!

    I prob shoudl have complained as we booked about 3 months in advance. But at the time, I couldn't recall specifying smoking or non smoking, although of course I must have asked for non smoking otherwise she wouldn't have made SUCH A BIG DEAL out of it.

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    Me and my sister twisting on the patio in our PJs to scratch up the soles of our new shoes

    My cousin told me I looked beautiful at the top of the stairs, not what you expect from a 12 yo boy, such a darling

    Neighbours all being out for the grand leaving

    The door of our wedding car flying open (opened backwards) on the way to the church and again on the way to the reception, the driver just said oh that happens all the time and leaned over to grab it closed again

    Dad spending the entire trip talking to the driver about cars

    H and I cracking up on our way back up the aisle because the organ player was playing something hilariously random and not unlike something from the adams family

    My uncle getting sent to boots for scholl foot thingies coz my feet were hurting

    Seriously considering sacking off the reception but there was no way I could have stopped H getting to the food

    Boiling hot mulled wine, so hot people could barely hold the glasses

    The photographer falling over a low wall, seen by everyone inside as well as us and doing the jump up "i'm ok i'm ok" thing when blatently he wasn't

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  • wkdlass
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    We had 2 weddings day asas we got married abroad then had a reception.

    In Malta:

    Coming back to my hotel room after having my nails done and seeing my Auntie & best mate absolutely laughing on the balcony as my Mum was having her make up done as the woman had made her look like a clown!

    My best friend's husband insisted on driving me to the church even though it was across the road and took longer to drive.

    It was a Catholic service and when everyone shook hands and says "Peace Be With You", our Best Man looking horrified and saying "y'allright".

    Walking back across the road from the Church and all the locals coming out cheering and clapping us.

    Going setting up for the meal in the resturant with my Asda carrier bag of names cards etc and all the hotel guests standing up and clapping.

    A drunken woman asking had I just got married- with me in my wedding dress!

    Back home we had a reception:

    The fire alarm being set off my some kids (who weren't guests) and my 3 year cousin shouting at us all to form a line and go outside! (They'd had a fire drill at his nursery the day before)

    My Dad and all my Uncle's getting up to have their usual sing song then having a queue forming of other people who wanted to sing :-)

    My original singer not being able to come as he had chicken pox (but hsi replacement was better I thought)

    The manager off the reception place saving us a platter of food as he knew we'd not get a chance to eat and sitting in our flat when we got home at 2am in my wedding dress eating sausage rolls and opening pressies :-)

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