Rank, rank wi iiiine

You could walk to the offy, buy nice wine and drink just a couple of glasses of it...?

? Nah, I couldn't be that restrained either.

Walk to the offy, without a doubt.

I persevered with a couple of glasses of rank wine once, and didnt make it to the wedding I was meant to be going to the following day (to be fair though, the rank wine was from a pub in glasgow that probably wasnt in the habit of selling glasses of wine, so goodness only knows how long it had been there for).

Also, if it is that rank you will taste it all day tomorrow anyway, which you dont want to. Far better to taste the lovely wine you can get just 5 minutes away.

Walk to the offy, without a doubt.

I persevered with a couple of glasses of rank wine once, and didnt make it to the wedding I was meant to be going to the following day (to be fair though, the rank wine was from a pub in glasgow that probably wasnt in the habit of selling glasses of wine, so goodness only knows how long it had been there for).

Also, if it is that rank you will taste it all day tomorrow anyway, which you dont want to. Far better to taste the lovely wine you can get just 5 minutes away.

A few glasses of the rank wine with all the chemicals in is probabaly going to make you feel worse so off to the offie!

I did think you were doing a rahk on wine at first!!

I'm hoping you're on the way to the offy, rank wine is never worth it. If you haven't left yet, pick up some soda or lemonade to mix it with too, then you won't drink as much and will feel fine for the bully boys tomorrow.

Want me to beat them up afterwards for you?

Bad wine will give you a bad head tomorrow anyway, even if you just have a little bit so get the nice wine and have a bad head knowing you enjoyed it!

Too late, I poured a glass of Jacob Creek's finest chardonnay as soon as I hit send. Where do I get this stuff?

The offy? ?

You laughing at my choice of words or the fact I was pretending there was a decision to make? I wrote offy as I wasn't sure if it was license or licence. ?

Noooooooo, you asked where you got it, so I said the offy, you loon ?

<I call it the offy too>

? Stoopid wine, making me lose my considerable wit.

That'll never happen, dude, I simply won't allow it ?

The press ups and burpies thing for tomorrow sounds scary. But also good. Hope the dodgy wine isn't tooooo bad

Thanks blud. Now tell me, did I really just admit to not knowing how to spell license/ce?

No dude ?

Phew. Nothing to see here then folks. Let's all move along.