Rather amusing - "can we guess who you are?"

Here's mine, they got the first one right!

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are female.
2. You are currently in your mid thirties.
3. You have a great job that you don't necessarily appreciate as much as you should. You do, however, appreciate the great life partner that you have and your caring friends.
4. You have short blonde hair, gray eyes and a naturally tan skin tone.
5. You have 2 kids. Currently thinking whether or not to have a third one.

I got the same as you alyj66.

Not too bad in my case, I suppose. I am in my early 40's. Love my job but most would think it is a rubbish job. Shoulder length light brown, greying hair, green/brown eyes, fair skin. One child and we are done.

Mine are hilariously wrong apart from gender:

1. You are female. - yep
2. You are currently in your twenties, you are single, dating at nights and balancing a promising career during the day. - no, no and no (it specifically asked if I was in a relationship and I said yes!)
3. You are smart, calculated, funny and imaginative. - dunno about those...
4. You have black hair, dark eyes a cute nose. - brown/growing out red hair, pale grey eyes (one bluish, one greenish) and a big old Jewish nose.
5. You own a pet. - nope

Erm, no..........

1. You are male..........(definitely female)
2. You are currently in your mid fifties, still working hard and enjoying every minute of it........ (30, working fewer hours than I ever have before and totally disinterested in my job)
3. You are starting to go bald, but you don't care about it as much as you thought you would when you were younger. You still have your good looks, your gray eyes and your sense of humor.......... (head fll of long hair thanks, blue eyes, not sure I'd ever be described as good looking.....yes I do 'still' have a sense of humour!)
4. You have a beautiful loving family, great life-long friends, even the doctor is happy with your annual check up!.........(ok, this one's true, although I do see the doc far more than annually.)
5. Things are generally good, and you just wish they'll stay that way for much, much longer.........(.hmmm!!!)

Not bad for me really!

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are female. CORRECT
2. You are currently in your mid thirties. CORRECT
3. You have a great job that you don't necessarily appreciate as much as you should. You do, however, appreciate the great life partner that you have and your caring friends. CORRECT
4. You have short blonde hair, gray eyes and a naturally tan skin tone. WRONG - have really long blonde hair, brown eyes and tanned skin
5. You have 2 kids. Currently thinking whether or not to have a third one. WRONG - I have one child plus 3 stepkids and am definitely not in the market for any more kids.

1. You are female. I am!

2. You are currently in your twenties, you are single, dating at nights and balancing a promising career during the day. Just in my twenties, def not single!

3. You are smart, calculated, funny and imaginative. I like this one.

4. You have black hair, dark eyes a cute nose. I'm blonde. with blue eyes, my nose is pretty cute.

5. You own a pet. 3 of 'em!

Here is our best guess at who you are:

1. You are female. yes!

2. You are currently in your mid thirties. Late 20's

3. You have a great job that you don't necessarily appreciate as much as you should. You do, however, appreciate the great life partner that you have and your caring friends. Hmm ok job, second bits correct.

4. You have short blonde hair, gray eyes and a naturally tan skin tone. I do have blonde hair, mid length and grey eyes. I wish I was naturally tanned.

5. You have 2 kids. Currently thinking whether or not to have a third one. So, how did we do? No kids and no plans to have any!

Mine is COMPLETELY wrong ?

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are male. No
2. You are in currently in your mid 30's. Nowhere near!
3. You are married and just became a parent. You are experiencing exciting days, and more are on their way, but through it all you remain strong, loving and deeply caring. No, no, no!
4. You have short hair - partly gray, brown eyes and a fit body. No, no, no, no.
5. You decided long ago that your kids must have a better childhood than the one you had. You know you'll do anything to make sure of that. No kids!

This is OH's and his is mostly wrong as well

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are male.
2. You are still a teenager, but won't be one for very much longer.
3. You're in college and are already worried about finding the perfect job that will be both fulfilling and will pay well. Your future worries you more than you'd like to admit.
4. You have beautiful, silky brown hair and big eyes.
5. You know that if you'd only believe in yourself more, things would be much easier for you. Yet you still doubt your instincts more than you should, instead of trusting them every time.

1. You are female. - CORRECT, although a 50/50 chance of getting that bad boy right.

2. You are currently in your mid fifties. - BUGGER OFF, I'm not even half way there yet!

3. You have a wonderful big family and a deep loving connection with your lifelong partner. - if by lifelong, you meant 4 years then go for it. As for the wonderful big family, guess again.

4. You have Short hair, light colored eyes and stylish glasses. - I DO have short hair, though my eyes are brown. Stylish glasses is a bit vague; what's stylish?

5. You have long ago decided to live every minute to the fullest. Your life experiences taught you that no moment should be wasted on something or someone you don't love. - This one is absolutely correct.

Hoddy your OH and I are the same person?

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

1. You are male. NO
2. You are still a teenager, but won't be one for very much longer. APPROACHING 30'S IN A MATTER OF WEEKS
3. You're in college and are already worried about finding the perfect job that will be both fulfilling and will pay well. Your future worries you more than you'd like to admit. MY CAREER IN FILM IS SO FAR OVER 7 YEARS STRONG
4. You have beautiful, silky brown hair and big eyes. BLONDE....NOT PARTICULARLY BIG EYES
5. You know that if you'd only believe in yourself more, things would be much easier for you. Yet you still doubt your instincts more than you should, instead of trusting them every time. I'D SAY I TRUST MYSELF PRETTY MUCH 95% OF THE TIME

love this!

All wrong apart from the last one:

1. You are male.

2. You are currently in your mid 20's.

3. You have blonde hair, blue eyes and a gorgeous smile (have you ever tried professional modelling?)

4. You have a temporary job while your still trying to figure out the rest of your life.

5. People often flatter your appearance. You secretly wish they told you how smart you were.

Right thats it I will be having words! ?

This is what I got: first and third are about right, and I am in my thirties (just not mid) so close enough. The kids and appearance ones are very wrong though!

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are female.
2. You are currently in your mid thirties.
3. You have a great job that you don't necessarily appreciate as much as you should. You do, however, appreciate the great life partner that you have and your caring friends.
4. You have short blonde hair, gray eyes and a naturally tan skin tone.
5. You have 2 kids. Currently thinking whether or not to have a third one.

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are female. - Yes
2. You are currently in your mid thirties. - Nope 27.
3. You have a great job that you don't necessarily appreciate as much as you should. You do, however, appreciate the great life partner that you have and your caring friends. - Nope.
4. You have short blonde hair, gray eyes and a naturally tan skin tone. - Nope - I have mid length red hair, blue eyes & pale skin.
5. You have 2 kids. Currently thinking whether or not to have a third one. - Nope - I have one.

Hahahaha...no

1. You are male. No
2. You are currently in your mid twenties. Not any more
3. You have a temporary job while you're still trying to figure out the rest of your life. Nope, on a pretty defined career trajectory (that I love!)
4. You have blonde hair, blue eyes, and a gorgeous smile (Have you ever tried professional modeling?). Lol. I do have blue eyes though.
5. People often flatter your appearance. You secretly wish they told you how smart you are. Quite the opposite.

1. You are female. Yep!

2. You are currently in your twenties, you are single, dating at nights and balancing a promising career during the day. Nope! 30s, married, napping from 8pm most nights, no career to speak of!

3. You are smart, calculated, funny and imaginative. Well, naturally I think I am the most hilarious genius on the planet, so I agree with this bit.

4. You have black hair, dark eyes a cute nose. Blonde hair (dyed), brown eyes, and a wonky hooter.

5. You own a pet. Nope! My moggy moved out (thanks to the sodding neighbours tempting him away).

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are female. YES I AM.
2. You are currently in your mid thirties. I LOVE YOU, IM 40
3. You have a great job that you don't necessarily appreciate as much as you should. You do, however, appreciate the great life partner that you have and your caring friends. THIS IS TRUE
4. You have short blonde hair, gray eyes and a naturally tan skin tone. PAST SHOULDERS, BUT THE TAN ITS SUMMER AND I SAID I LIKE TO TAN.
5. You have 2 kids. Currently thinking whether or not to have a third one. I DO HAVE TWO, OVER MY DEAD BODY WILL I BE HAVING A THIRD.

Just a thought as anyone seen Pittabre OH and Hoddy in the same room together? Mmmmm

If they get your gender wrong it's never going to be great is it...

im female

im in my 30's

i have a very permanent job, it is what I want to do

I have black hair and green eyes

I'm 5'4" modelling isn't for me.

Say what?!

Here is our best guess at who you are:

1. You are male.

2. You are still a teenager, but won't be one for very much longer.

3. You're in college and are already worried about finding the perfect job that will be both fulfilling and will pay well. Your future worries you more than you'd like to admit.

4. You have beautiful, silky brown hair and big eyes.

5. You know that if you'd only believe in yourself more, things would be much easier for you. Yet you still doubt your instincts more than you should, instead of trusting them every time.

Erm ... So, as a 42 year old woman I come across as teenage boy????

I do have brown hair and I do doubt my instincts sometimes lol

1. You are male. I'm Female

2. You are currently in your mid fifties, still working hard and enjoying every minute of it. I'm 22 and on maternity leave

3. You are starting to go bald, but you don't care about it as much as you thought you would when you were younger. You still have your good looks, your gray eyes and your sense of humor. I'd cry if I went bald as I have waist length curly hair

4. You have a beautiful loving family, great life-long friends, even the doctor is happy with your annual check up! Wine if my life long friend so yeah that one is right, my doctor has never met me and my husband is under the patio.

5. Things are generally good, and you just wish they'll stay that way for much, much longer. This is the only correct one.

This has just reminded me of this website... http://en.akinator.mobi

The link doesn't work for me!

We got the exact same answers Mini!

This is rather random. I got:

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are female.
2. You are currently in your mid thirties.
3. You have a great job that you don't necessarily appreciate as much as you should. You do, however, appreciate the great life partner that you have and your caring friends.
4. You have short blonde hair, gray eyes and a naturally tan skin tone.
5. You have 2 kids. Currently thinking whether or not to have a third one.

So, how did we do? How many of these did we get right? Tell us in the comments!

They got 1 and 2 right. Not sure about 3! I don't think they appreciate me but anyway. I do also have olive skin so 4 is part right.

1. You are female. Yes
2. You are currently in your mid 40's. Nope, early 30s
3. You are raising a beautiful family, you have a career you're quite pleased with. No, and sort of. I love what I do, I'm just stalling a bit.
4. You've recently started volunteering in your community. Sort of, I'm a trustee for a national charity
5. You are taller than average, you have gorgeous dark hair and beautiful brown eyes. That's 3 nos, I'm teeny tiny, mousey hair and grey eyes.

No dice.

"Do you enjoybthe experience of eating corn?" Was an interesting one!

1. You are female. You are correct

2. You are currently in your mid 40's. You are very wrong, Im 30

3. You are raising a beautiful family, you have a career you're quite pleased with. You are correct on both counts

4. You've recently started volunteering in your community. you are correct, kinda

5. You are taller than average, you have gorgeous dark hair and beautiful brown eyes. Erm...maybe a little taller but I havecred hair and blue eyes!

1. You are female. Correct

2. You are currently in your mid thirties. No, mid twenties

3. You have a great job that you don't necessarily appreciate as much as you should. You do, however, appreciate the great life partner that you have and your caring friends. Correct-ish

4. You have short blonde hair, gray eyes and a naturally tan skin tone. Nope, long very pale red hair, brown eyes and lily white

5. You have 2 kids. Currently thinking whether or not to have a third one. Nope, I don't think a dog & rabbit counts as 'kids'

Well, it got one right and one partially right .. I am female (well last time I checked ha!) I wouldn't say I have a great job as such, it's a job with no future prospects from it, and I don't have caring friends, I don't even have any friends :/

1. You are female. - Yes
2. You are currently in your mid 40's - I'm not even 30 yet!!!
3. You are raising a beautiful family, you have a career you're quite pleased with - nope and nope
4. You've recently started volunteering in your community - nope
5. You are taller than average, you have gorgeous dark hair and beautiful brown eyes - nope, I do have dark hair and I do have brown eyes

Not quite me ?

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are male. NOPE!
2. You are currently in your mid twenties. 21, so not too far off.
3. You have a temporary job while you're still trying to figure out the rest of your life. It's a permanent roll but don't see it as a career, still studying part time for my degree
4. You have blonde hair, blue eyes, and a gorgeous smile (Have you ever tried professional modeling?). Not sure I'd call my smile gorgeous but first 2 are right.
5. People often flatter your appearance. You secretly wish they told you how smart you are. Opposite, everyone always comments on my intelligence not my looks!

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are female. Yes!
2. You are currently in your mid 40's. Er...out by over a decade!!
3. You are raising a beautiful family, you have a career you're quite pleased with. No family yet - just me & the OH being big kids ?. Career is ok, but wouldn't say I'm "quite pleased" with it.
4. You've recently started volunteering in your community. Used to volunteer, don't atm
5. You are taller than average, you have gorgeous dark hair and beautiful brown eyes. Shorter than average (5'5"), yes to the dark hair, but green/grey eyes.