Reasons why I feel sorry for myself

Not the same, I know but ?.

That sounds pretty pants. Hope things improve soon. My list would be something along the lines of:

1. I have eaten and eaten all day and now feel pretty sick
2. I have procrastinated all day and haven't done the mound of work I have to do, whereas if I had just got on with it a lot of it would now be done
3. Tomorrow I have to post my divorce papers
4. I am skint from doing way too much retail therapy due to point 3

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Oh, lovely, I wish I could give you a cuddle now. You know where I am if you need me and I am giving you a virtual Holio Hug ?

Oh mate, there's always a Winkle hug for you whenever you need it. ?

I'm sorry you're feeling so bleurgh. What's being done to your house? Hope you feel better really soon ?

I'd add my own list but I fear it would only fuel the flames (and take far too long).

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on the bright side, if you can get some friends around to help you clean you'll eventually have a lovely new bathroom to look forward to. Maybe you should go out and treat yourself to some nice stuff to go in there when it's done - candles, fancy towels etc?