I was just clearing out my phone texts and came across this one from my brother.
"Girlfriend has excelled herself. Apparently she was dreaming that she was being made to eat worcester sauce, onion and pear cake. Baked by Jeremy Clarkson. This is the reason she spat on my face when I was asleep."
I once elbowed my H in the face while demonstrating how big a fish I'd caught.
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