ringo starr (not dead)...what a miserable twunt

He's an odd bloke anyway. I mean, I know he was one of the Beatles, but he seems to have forgotten he was Ringo.

Hmmmm, if I were him I'd just make a small admin charge for each item (say £1000)

That'd soon stop him being sent crap to sign...

<disappears off to send him loads of crap just to piss him off> ?

I hope his fans decide they are now too busy to go out and buy anything that he releases in the future.

I saw him on Jonathon Ross the other week and he was very arrogant and unlikeable.

I'd say he should be lucky people even still write to him, he was hardly one of the popular Beatles (afaik, I'm too young to know)

However, on the other side of it, I guess he couldn't go on forever signing things and has been doing it a lot of years but like I said, he is lucky anyone actually still cares who he is.

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he's also been a multi millionaire for a lot of years too. funded by the people he's now snubbing. peace and love, my arse ?

what is it with the beatles? okay, to be fair i didn't ever see george on tv that much to form an opinion on him, but the other three seem to be/have been totally joyless

Ringo Starr as the Pope.

Jump to 1:33 if you want to skip the preamble.

The Scouse pronunciation of "spiritus sancti" is especially delicious.

He's a noob.

Going by local radio and paper, he's not going to be very popular next time he visits liverpool. He wasn't massively liked before (in recent years) due to things he had said but was respected for being a Beatle. He's blown it now.

Ah well, if he needs more money he can do another series of Thomas the Tank Engine. ?

Hmmm judging by an advert I saw yesterday, that position has been filled by none other than Pierce Brosnan ?

Thank you! I kept telling people that Pierce Brosnan was doing TTE, but everyone kept laughing and telling me I'd imagined it. You've confirmed that I was right ?

Well, he's done at least one dvd

http://www.play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/6303439/Thomas-And-Friends-The-Great-Discovery/Product.html

So you can do the "I was right" song and dance routine

Is he doing the UK one? I thought he was doing the USA one, but it's been Michael Angelis doing the ones that I've been forced to watch on a loop about a million times ?

Bit of a comedown from James Bond, eh? ?

Is it wrong that i'm laughing at the foliage sculpture being beheaded?

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I can't blame him though, he's been signing bl00dy autographs for what? 50 years now? He's probably got RSI between signing and drumming ?

Least he's being honest, he could just have paid someone to fake them....

Quite horrendously ungrateful. Too busy doing what? Counting his millions and writing/singing VERY poor songs?

hammer.

which is what we used to do when we moved into robbie williams managers old office and still got fan mail for robbie and bryan ferry ?

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H used to work in an ex-office of Private Eye - I'd love to have reviewed some of the correspondence that turned up there... ?

I faked Adam Rickett's autograph when I worked at Radio Lollipop. We joked on air we'd give away a signed AR cd, as a sort of 'nobody would want it' kind of prize. It just so happened that possibly his biggest fan (who was about 10 years old) was in the hospital. We had to take the CD out of the music library (which meant we couldn't play his song any more, what a shame ?) and I scribbled Adam Rickett on the front. She was over the moon and I still feel bad. ?

You're way more devious than your Hitched fluffy appearance suggests! ?

That child was me. You have destroyed my faith in humanity ?

I'm sorry. ??

I sahll send you the bill for my years of therapy that I'm going to need now ?

I think every person in the world should send him something to sign before 20th October.

Peace and Love....