Roll Up! Roll Up! Come and introduce yourself!!

ummm, why?!?

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Let's call it accidentally on purpose ............

lol! Deary me!

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Name/ jen

Age:25

Starsign:cancer

Location: amesbury/ 5 min from stonehenge

Engaged: 2004

Getting wed: 7th august 2010

Venue: next town at a hotel for ceromny and reception

Colour scheme: champayne / white

pet names; for some reason h2b calles me blue and cheeky bum , i call him hunny. ?

How long been together; 9 years in jan. ahhhh young love

Funny story; on our first date he was supposte to pick me up at 8 and he didnt show finially turned up at 11pm says his car caught alite still dont know if it was the truth. but when he arrived he gave me some flowers and said 'smell them they are lovely' they were actually fake, by fake i mean PLASTIC! yeah you read right. The type your granny has had in her window for years and years. god knows where he got them He diddnt know, i remembered about it last year and told him he said he cant believe they were fake they smelt sooooon nice... hahaha

The first time i saw my partner drunk was so funny. he came in from a night out with the boys and took off his shoes and put them on the stairs went to the kitchen got a glass of water the went upstairs. on his way up he triped over the shoes he had put there he started talking to them and got louder and louder saying' why are you there what a silly place to sit ' im sure he thought they were actualy a person. ? (sorry if there any wrong spelling)

oh bless you!!

dont worry about your spelling, im crap at spelling!!

Sorry forgot the best story;;;;;;; well my h2b is a twin so me and the girl that was going out with his twin brother decided we would throw them a suprise 25th birthday party. we got them a cake with a pic on it from when they were little about 6 i think wearing knitted jumpers that granny made aaahhhhh. the matching presents we got them were the best bit. ever seen the pouches you get for men from sex shops, wel we got them the monkeys, when they were opening them in front of everyone, friends and family the monkey pouches started making the monkey noise... cringe..... they were so embarresed my h2b went on the shots after that..

Thakns shoegal01

? I bet he did! That's so funny x

Name: Mel

Age: 27 (eep - have had birthday since the last time I did one of these)

Starsign: Cancer

Location: Newcastle

Met H2B: At uni. We lived in the same halls and he was the friend of a friend - said friend did actually fancy him at first but somehow we ended up together instead!

Engaged: 28 February 2009

Getting Wed: 22 May 2011

Venue: Linden Hall, near Morpeth

Colour Scheme: No idea!

Interesting fact about wedding: It seems like such a long way away! Nothing interesting to report yet.

Pet names you and h2b call each other: He calls me Shorty sometimes because when we first met he was sure I was taller than him as I always had heels on for nights out, etc - he was over the moon when I went round to his flat and he realised I'm shorter!

Embarrassing/Funny story about you and h2b: Ok, this is one I only ever tell on the internet because I'm far too embarrassed to tell people face to face: he took me to a hotel by the river to propose, we got to our room and I went to the toilet, he was standing by the huge windows looking at the lovely views waiting for me so that he could pop the question... meanwhile I'd come out of the bathroom and was struck by how large the wardobe was, in fact it was so big I realised I could walk right into it. So while the increasingly nervous Mr Spoon was gearing himself up to asking me to marry him, I was actually hiding in a wardrobe. For AGES.

Obviously if I had any clue what he was planning then I would have treated the moment with the respect it deserved ?

Name: DWC/Emma

Age: 20 (21 in november)

Starsign: Saggitarrius

Location: Preston when i'm at my parents' and Lincoln when i'm at uni

Met H2B: September 2004 through his then girlfriend at school, but got together in february 2007

Engaged: february 2009 outside lincoln cathedral

Getting Wed: august 4th 2012 (same as Ooh La La)

Venue: not sure yet, maybe a country house or marquee?

Colour Scheme: probably aqua blue and pink with white and bit of other colours thrown in, but it might change yet.

Interesting fact about wedding: we would really love to have a vintage and little bit shabby chic garden party with afternoon tea and BBQ instead of the 'traditional' meal and evening do.

Pet names you and h2b call each other: he calls me smidge sometimes and i call him spaniel mostly.

Embarrassing/Funny story about you and h2b: erm, you could probably see the embarrasin sex stories thread for that! a funny one was when we went on a tram and i exclaimed in delight 'ooh its just like a bus on wheels' and he said very loudly 'you stupid stupid woman' so people thought we were having a marital. (i actually meant 'ooh its like a bus on tracks'. i hadn't been on a tram since i was about 8 and then it was the ancient blackpool ones) there are plenty of others too if you ever want to know anymore.

This is so funny. its the sort of thing i would do!

Not just my wedding date twinnie, but my h2b is a twin too! Are they identical?

I have remembered another one. Our first holiday together, we had had a little tiff and I was feeling cross with him and I was being abit stroppy. Anyway we were in our room and I went into the toilet ,Came out and he said "is that fax for me?" I had a long lenth of toilet roll sticking out the back of my knickers.

? that's hilarious!!!!

Name: December1984

Age: 24

Starsign: Saggitarrius

Location: Peterborough

Met H2B: At work

Engaged: December 2009 at home

Getting Wed: 2nd October 2009

Colour Scheme: Dark red/burgundy with hints of burnt orange

Interesting fact about wedding: Erm....we're having a ceildh band for the evening entertainment. I'm not sure if that counts as interesting lol.

Embarrassing/Funny story about you and h2b: I can't really think of anything that involves both of us although we one went to Sainsburys one time and parked up, I went to get out the car but the strap of my bag was caught round my leg and I actually ended up falling out the car and landing on the floor. So embarrassing.

Thanks stazzle, we fell around laughing which put a quick end to our tiff xx

Name: Zoej1983

Age: 26

Starsign: Aquarius

Location: Plymouth

Met H2B: 1999, when I was dating his SIL brother, lol

Engaged: 15th October 2003, just after our daughter was born

Getting Wed: We got married 2 weeks ago today, 1st August 2009

Venue: Elfordleigh Hotel, South Hams (just outside Plymouth )

Colour Scheme: Cream and Chocolate Brown

Interesting fact about wedding: We had a sweet table, it went down better than expected

Pet names you and h2b call each other: Babe, Mr David, it used to be Miss Zoe but now its Mrs Zoe, lol

Embarrassing/Funny story about you and H : The night after our wedding my new H dissappeared for a while in the bathroom, I didnt think anything of it. He then shouted out to me, are you ready for your surprise, I was hoping it was going to be something loevely, instead I got my H stood infront of me in his BUMBLE BEE outfit, (he was made to wear it on his stag weekend), I was stitches, and couldnt stop laughing. Needless to say, nothing happened, im not into doing the buisness whilst my H is dressed up in a girls outfit. lol

Name: Nicola/Nicyx

Age: 30

Starsign: Cancer

Location: Annan (but from Warrington)

Met H2B: July 2001 online

Engaged: Novemeber 2001

Getting Wed: Hopefully May 2011

Venue: A beach in Jamacia.

Colour Scheme: White & Aqua

Interesting fact about wedding: Nothing! .... Sorry....

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Name: Jen

Age: 27

Starsign: Capricorn

Location: Milton Keynes

Met H2B: October 2005, internet dating

Engaged: June 2008 next to temple in Stowe Gardens

Getting Wed: 03/10/2009

Venue: Golf couse/park for civil ceremony and then reception at same venue, but diff room.

Colour Scheme: Purple, Lilac and Ivory

Interesting fact about wedding: Not really sure if interesting, but we're having our Mum's as witnesses.

Pet names you and h2b call each other: I did French at uni, so he calls me filous, as he said the only French he knew was petite filous (as in the yoghurts).

Embarrassing/Funny story about you and h2b: erm... first time he stayed over, I ended up with a stomach bug and spent the night either asleep or throwing up. So he had to cook his own dinner and look after the dog! Not sure if thats too much info!

That still beats my knowledge of the French language! lol

Thats impressive work.....your getting wed 2 months before your engagement!!??!! LOL

Thats impressive work.....your getting wed 2 months before your engagement!!??!! LOL

Name: Sarah

Age: 26 (in 2 weeks)

Starsign: Virgo

Location: Sheffield

Met H2B: August 2007 online

Engaged: November 2008

Getting Wed: February 2010

Venue: Ringwood Hall Hotel, Chesterfield

Colour Scheme: Merlot and Ivory

Interesting fact about wedding: nothing apart from it will be our special day! lol

That sounds really nice

Name: Liverbird/Sarah

Age: 27

Starsign: Taurus

Location: Stockport currently but moving to Oxfordshire soonish

Met H2B: June 1999, through a football chatroom - we're both big fans, different teams and leagues though! We stayed up til sunrise chatting that first night.

Engaged: March 2007, out for a meal locally for a triple celebration (his birthday and us both having new jobs) - and over dessert he asked if I would like a fourth thing to celebrate and blurted out 'will you marry me?' - I had no idea it was coming, and I'm not sure he did either!

Getting Wed: 18th June 2011

Venue: Church in nearby village, followed by reception at village hall.

Colour Scheme: Midnight/navy blue and hints of dusky pink

Interesting fact about wedding: Hmm, we're getting married a week short of 12 years to the day we met, does that count? (It would've been on the anniversery if the hall hadn't already been booked for that date!!)

Pet names you and h2b call each other: Dippy and La La, my sister came up with it and it's kind of stuck now!

Embarrassing/Funny story about you and h2b: First thing that comes to mind (cos I can never recall these things when put on the spot!) - we were in Edinburgh for the weekend and went out for some food. The tables had little tealights in a shallow bowls on them - nice and romantic you would think, and it probably would've been, except my dopey H2B somehow managed to set his paper menu alight - cue red faces all around, especially as our waiter parked the fire extinguisher next to us for the rest of the evening!!

I don't think I'm a newbie but I suppose I am more of a lurker lol x

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Nothing to serious, escaped with only cuts and bruises, one to remember though hhehe