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Chicken
Beginner October 2003

Rotten mood

Chicken, 2 October, 2008 at 09:38 Posted on Off Topic Posts 0 27

Few wines, lack of sleep and my local cafe under new management all equal a very grumpy Chicken. If anyone wants to know what I really think of them (we're allowed to do this without having to elaborate or apologise now, right?) let me know.

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Latest activity by Hyacinth, 2 October, 2008 at 13:32
  • janeyh
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    I am feeling too grumpy to have any home truths today thanks - i could call other people fickies with you though if you like? thats allowed isnt it?

    what have the new management done to upset you - changed the sausages or something?

    i am very grumpy because i had a few wines, broken sleep and every time i woke up i was worrying about nonsense and had katie perry ear worm in my head

    and i have a child off ill

    and it is raining

    (also fat and broke - but that is a given every day)

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  • KB3
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    I was in a bad mood earlier. Some stupid cow tried to barge past me on the escalators, then acts like I'm in her way. She's lucky I counted to ten or she'd be in a heap at the bottom of the escalator.

    Thankfully the lovely sandwich man gave me some peanut butter toast and a cup of builders tea for free, so that has cheered me right up.

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  • Chicken
    Beginner October 2003
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    Calling people fickies is, most definitely, ok.

    I'm fat and broke too. Pretending I'm not broke though.

    I asked for a melted cheese and ham bagel but I got a toasted bagel with unmelted cheese. Rubbish. I was going to go for sausages but they looked rank. I like them burnt and these were practically white.

    I dreamt that I was walking along a dual carriage way avoiding cars when a girl, also walking along the road, grabbed me and demanded I tell her where she could ride a horse.

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  • Mrs Magic
    Beginner May 2007
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    Aww chicken licken, I'm sorry about the cafe dude.

    I hope your day gets better. ?

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  • janeyh
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    bleurrgh - that sounds vile <sick in mouth at white sausages>

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  • Stupidgirl45
    Beginner July 2009
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    That's rubbish about your bagel. Ham and cheese toasties can be crucial to hangover recovery times, how could they not understand that?

    Had that flippin Katie Perry song in my head for days now grrrr

    Plus am off sick with horrible icky cold.

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  • Doughnut
    Beginner June 2008
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    I had a lovely breakfast, my cold has almost gone and am wearing a brand new pair of size 8 trousers, so I am happy. My teeth have even stopped hurting enough to get some sleep (Night Nurse may have helped though)

    Although someone I'm meeting tomorrow (work) has just said he won't be in the office and to let him know when I'm next in London. I'm next in London tomorrow, meeting you, and you've cancelled. So now I either let down the other people I've arranged to meet as I was there anywhere, or do what you do and let people down at the last minute.

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  • POD
    Beginner November 2003
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    Chooken, you are most definitely not fat you nobber.

    Unmelted cheese on a bagel sucks. I hope you told them.

    I think you should sock it to everybody who annoys you (as long as it's not me?). I'll have your back with the death stare and some fist shaking.

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  • Chicken
    Beginner October 2003
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    It's not even a funny grumpy mood (which is my natural mode) it's proper annoyedness. Raaaah. Laughing at your death stare though. From behind a corner.

    Duffnut, get orf the moody thread if you're happy.

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  • Mrs Winkle
    Beginner May 2007
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    ? @ POD's angry fist shaking.

    Poor Chooken. <soothe, soothe> You get a double soothing dose.

    I am in a mildly annoyed mood because I've just spent £45 having my legs pummelled at the physio. I could have bought some shoes for that. And the Eeyore misery guts in my team is still being miserable.

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  • Katchoo
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    Can I join in?

    This week I was offered a small speaking part in a film, which is hugely important in terms of my career. I needed to take one day off from my day job for filming and I couldn't because I had a hugely important meeting that I couldn't possibly miss. So I turned it down.

    The day comes...and the *** cancels the meeting two hours before. Cnut.

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  • janeyh
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    oh katchoo - that is awful

    you can be in a different league of grumpy for that i think

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  • Rosie Bulge
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    Can I join in? Not completely sure whether I'm grumpy but I am definitely down and out of sorts.

    I had a yukky op two weeks ago and it's left me feeling really low and vulnerable. Had 'a talk' with Boyfriend Bulge last night and think I've freaked him out completely by being uncharacteristically needy and hopeless. Have this morning been invited to a dinner thing next weekend but it's all couples and I don't know now whether inviting BB sounds completely clingy after last night's talk.

    Head is in a mess so mood is rotten :-(

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  • pans
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    Chicken, im in a fabulous mood. So you can be as mean to me as you like and tell me what you really think of me. I think that would be hilarious and im thick skinned enough to take it if its bad.

    What a great way to get over a bad mood. Telling a person what you REALLY think without having to apologise. That should be made into a new law.

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  • Chicken
    Beginner October 2003
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    Katchoo - that sucks. ?

    My waist went awol in GBK yesterday then, overnight, someone replaced it with a rubber ring.

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  • Chicken
    Beginner October 2003
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    Pans, you're actually ok so it isn't as much fun. Be a cunt please.

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  • barongreenback
    Beginner September 2004
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    Yeahm, be a cunt by reporting her to the evil moderator for fucking swearing. Or rather not doing it properly ?

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  • Chicken
    Beginner October 2003
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    What kind of cunt has time to type brackets into posts?

    Are we not allowed to swear any more?

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  • pans
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    Oh. thats boring. you should have made something up like "you think people still give a shyte about what you think but no one even knows who you are anymore so just feck off from hitched"

    righto baron. i have reported you for swearing. you sweary cah.

    whats this about new rules anyway? i read something about it but didnt see the rules? which means i am exempt from them.

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  • barongreenback
    Beginner September 2004
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    The Hitched powers that be decided on a cut and paste job from another forum and put loads of silly rules in that would result in just about every single Hitcher getting banned for something this week - just linking to photos on the 80's thread is enough to get you a 4 hour waterboarding session with Dick Cheney and his chums.

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  • pans
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    Ahhh, i see. that makes it all the more tempting to be norty and get banned. i dont think i know how to swear on the new forum *** (did that work) so i cant gett banned for that. i might have just be really mean to all the thickos. that could be fun

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  • Mrs Winkle
    Beginner May 2007
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    Can I say what I think of you Pans? I reckon you're a common as muck Iceland shopping Mum who feeds her child (real name Ricki-Leigh) turkey twizlers and Skol lager. And you live in Snodland, not Australia. you just post at funny times to make us believe you're there.

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  • pans
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    Funny you should say that, i have just been on the iceland website comparing washing machine prices for the scummy cows that live in our flat. demanding a new one. like they even wash.

    if my child would EAT turkey twizzlers i would give them to him. fussy little shyte wont even eat chips. really. someone offered him one for fun saying "you say he wont eat but i bet he will eat this" and he turned his nose up. God love him.

    Its not scotland, its wales.

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  • Mrs Winkle
    Beginner May 2007
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    Does he eat cheez strawz?

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  • HeidiHole
    Beginner October 2003
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    Pans, do you live in Swansea? You should take a holiday to Clacton.

    Chooken, I am doing a funky Beyonce style dance for you, but due to the gammy hip it looks more like I'm a dog chasing it's tail because I can't go anywhere. Are you laughing yet? Do you want me to be rude to someone?

    ?

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  • Secret Lemonade Drinker
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    Ahem! My father used to live in Swansea (Marina) and we lived in Clacton for one year, it's where my sister was born. ?

    Poor Chook it's pants when you feel like that, I really do know the feeling. Eat something exceedingly bad for you and relish every second.

    Alternatively punch someone - I have a list of people here who could do with corporal punishment.

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  • Chicken
    Beginner October 2003
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    I think I'm going to get a roast in a roll - roast pork, stuffing, roast potatoes and crackling in a huge white bap with gravy. If that doesn't crack a smile nothing will (apart from Hole's dancing).

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  • Hyacinth
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    I'm starting to think I have tube rage. i have taken to deliberatly banging into people who try and push onto the tube before i have got off.

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