Saw this and thought of Hitched

I have no idea what that means?! Is it kid speak? ?

Shame she's family- makes it harder to cull her. ?

I saw a classic earlier too-I'll go and find it....

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Shame she's family- makes it harder to cull her. ?

I saw a classic earlier too-I'll go and find it....

I sometimes go on fertility friends and there is someone on there with a baybeh age ticker that boasts of 'are beautiful ICSI miracles'

i have to sit on my hands not to post anything, as i don't think they do robust on there

"xxx says vera* n doris* have just got murked jokkka lmao" (names changed to protect the innocent) " xxx bertha* r finkin really hard wot we can do 2 make Veras* life mre miserable..hmm dye er hair,dye er face 2 b a purple people eater or humper lumper..hehe

Sounds like my H's 16 year step cousin's updates. I don't understand most of them <old fogey icon> She also has rows with her boyfriend (which changes frequently) and step sister on her wall too, which is always a good source of entertainment, bless her.

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Combination of txtspk and spelling phonetically for accent. Translation: You out this Saturday, chick? Having a drink at mine then to town if you're up for it. x

Iris: wouldn't cull my niece for something someone else (who isn't my friend!) wrote on her wall. That'd be a bit extreme! ?

Sorry, no idea why it turned out bold, cut and paste issue I suppose. Anyway, I think a "humper lumper" is actually an Oompa Loompa!

I received this from my Uncle

"pompey still better than leeds hee hee how are u i am ok now in sheffield with s keep it 2 yourself for the time being till i talk 2 ur mum"

He's 55 ffs

Whoops sorry Mel, I misread it as your neice posting it. Nope, would be a bit harsh?

Translate this beauty :

R ya at work durin th day saturda, cz am guna b drivin cz a wnt last al day n al nyt on th drink, am a ryt halfa! Lol, so al jst pik ya up n drop ya off if ya wana *** 4 a bit. Eee, ya bore, ya shud arange a nyt owt 2 th town or sumit cz ya havnt been owt wv us in ages!! Aw, ya must hav a rong numba coz a neva got th txt, a herd bwt it n e ways, cudnt believ it! Neva thort he wud do owt lyk that lyk, propa suprised is!

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Are you at work during the day on Saturday, because I am going to be driving, because I won't last all day and all night on the drink, I'm a right 'halfa' (lightweight?). Lol, so I'll just pick you up and drop you off if you want to *** for a while? Hey, you bore - you should arrange a night out into town or something, because you haven't been out with us in an age. Ah, you must have a wrong number, because I never received the text message, but I heard about it anyway. I couldn't believe it! I never would have thought he would do anything like that! I'm really surprised!

I just don't understand replacing OUT with OWT, surely it is no quicker to type?

You must be proper down wiv the kids Quincy. It took me about 6 reads to get the general idea. Thank goodness, this is not a friend of mine, just someone who posted on a friends page.

Hmmm. (cracks knuckles)

Are you at work during the day Saturday? Because I am going to be driving because I won't last all day and all night on the drink. I am a right halfer. Laugh-out-loud, so I'll just pick you up and drop you off if you want to come for a bit. If you're bored, you should arrange a night out to the town or something, because you havedn't been out with us in ages!! Aw, you must hvahe a wrong number, because I never got the txt, I heard about it anyways, couldn't believe it! Never thought he would do anything like that like. Properly surprised I was.

How'd I do? ?

? vis fred iz well funny init!!!

Quincy, I am loving your translation of "propa suprised is!". I remember an old text book for French that I had 25 years ago (oh god - how long?!) that had French, then literal, then 'proper' English. You have gone beyond the literal to the... well, to the sublime! You are a translator extraordinaire!

I get annoyed with a friend who is in her 40s but insists on texting me in kidz/gangsta speak. Most irritiating is 'kewl' for 'cool'. Just - why?!!!!