self-inflicted near-death misery

Oh dear ? any idea how these things came to pass?

Were you out with Mr Hole?

Which usually means a great night out ?

mine was a bit lame really. i decided to drive which was probably why, but the girls in bikins were fab, and i met a couple of interesting people. woke up sober which is excellent. going to a wedding shortly though, and its local, so am going to make up for being abstemeous last night. plus, there s going to be a karaoke thing later (classy) and i ve been press-ganged into doing "suspicious minds" so i ll need to be pissed for that ?

Oh no!

But ?

Erm, c'est possible. <wince>

It was a grrreat night I htink. I sang A LOT at the karaoke (including suspicious minds nick!). And the belllllls were rungin' arrrrt, fer chrustmas deeeeeey. <argh>

Amongst the best posts I've read in a long time ?

Sends a virtual can of irn bru and a bacon sandwich

Oh Lou, you make me feel normal. ? Hope the hangover is as gentle as possible.

Brilliant! I'm loving the voicemail from china. ?

I have to say I was ? at your sister's fb message to you.

Oh feck, better go and check facebook.

?

Poor Lou (and whoever else was involved; probably a postman who is secretly an MI5 agent and some alpacas in need of counselling).

I saw that message too. ?

??? Have a problem finding your keys Lou?!

I have just located my housekeys- in the front pocket of my handbag, where they ALWAYS live. Oh god. ? Now, I have to meet my mother for lunch in 9 minutes and I have an obviously wobbly front tooth and a lump on my head the size of brazil. Somebody shoot me now please.

? [bang] ?

Oh Lou, I do live vicariously through you. ?

Hope your mum isn't too hard on you and that all your ills heal fast!

Hope you're feeling better soon, Lou.

I too am hungover, but luckily in quite a nice spaced out way- no pain and lots of giggling. Spent last night at H's office party which was actually brilliant fun with lots of dancing (I remember thinking "ooh, I'd forgotten what a good dancer I am" which is clear evidence that I was completely twatted ?) I also did some "sexy" dancing with my wand ?

? Hope you feel better soon Lou.

It's wrong to ? but you make me feel so much better about the state I got into at my own works 'do' on Thursday night. I'm still hungover. I have aches and pains everywhere, which will undoubtedly mean lots of unexplained bruises over the next couple of days.

One of my colleagues shared a cab home with me which I apparently kept stopping to be sick, although the sickness didn't ever come. I phoned up yesterday to cancel my phone because I couldn't find it and it was going straight through to voicemail. I also cancelled my cash card because I lost my handbag too. This morning I found my phone plugged into the charger, where it always lives. And I found my bag with my cashcard, lipstick, keys and cash on the radiator in the hall. ?

Blimey, LouM, what the hell did you do to end up with a loose tooth!?! ?

I might print your antics off for my H - he says I'm a nightmare and I've got nothing on you!! ?

Brilliant! I've not hada night out like that in years ?

I need to know where you went, in the hope that one day I may get to go out again <pathetic sniff>

? that is brilliant! Hope the hangover isn't too bad.

?Fantastic!

Any idea how the loose tooth and bump came about??

there were two incidents- 1. colleague (aussie rule football player in spare time and built comme une tank) tried to give me a fireman's lift but miscalculated and threw me over his shoulder. 2. outside nightclub fell off my stupid shoes.

I still feel like death. Mother made me eat a v lardy lunch which is currently churning in my gut. I bought a christmas tree, but it's stuck in my car. I have just done a black poo (yes, black). ? I'm supposed to be going to see Twisted Wheel play at King Tuts tonight, and then onto a very good friend's housewarming party, but I really don;t think it's wise to go out AT ALL. ?

Lou you must go out. You need another drink. You'll feel better when you do - science fact.

Ouch! Both of those incidents sound painful.

I think you DO need to go out though. Hair of the dog and all that....

Oh god, hope your injuries arent too bad! I am also loving your sisters comment on FB!